What Have I Created

GuYS

GUYS I BROKE MY PHONE

The one time I go outside i break my phone UgH AND I WAS BARELY 10 SECONDS OUT KMS

my sister bribed me to go out with food and I pulled it out ( (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and IT JUST BACK FLIPPED OFF MY HAND and I didn't react fast enough and it hit the floor bottom right corner first then screen and I was like "eh it always falls and never breaks" but when I reached to grab it and turned it over I SAW THAT IT DID and I was like DAMMIT HOW AM I GOING TO WATCH ANIME WITHOUT DISTURBANCE OR CATCH MY POKÉMON WITHOUT CUTTING MY FINGER and uGHHH now I won't get a new one until who knows when.

But the thing is -this is the first time I ever break a phone. Like EVER ---- and I didn't feel bad??? Like I'm not spoiled and gets a new one every month. This one lasted me one year and four months. BUT LIKE you know that feeling where you've always been good and finally do something bad and you feel that excitement?? I felt that way?? Yeah I don't know why...

Yeah
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But I found it funny cuz I told my dad and he wasn't even mad he was just like "finally" LIKE IF HE WAS HOPING I WOULD FINALLY BREAK ONE cuz everyone in my family has broken 2+ phones each.

Translating his texts:
-what are you doing
×my phone broke (straight up lmao 😂😂)
-"fainali" HE TRIED TO SAY -FINALLY- 10 points to dad for effort
-what happened to it

And yeah then it's him being a smartass saying "if it's broken then how are you answering" DAD STOP YOURSELF lmao this is how my phone looks now↓↓↓ not that bad actually