tomatoes

Jordan : If tomato is a fruit, does that mean tomato sauce is a smoothie?

Naomi : What??

Declan : That doesn't make any sense.

Jordan : I mean, if you take strawberries and blend it with who knows what-

(Declan and Naomi look at Bennett)

Bennett : (rolls his eyes and mutters something to himself)

Jordan : Okay, okay, so Bennett knows. But that's not the point. If you blend strawberries-

Declan : So my flavor is the example here? Go on...

Jordan : (glares) I was trying to, but did you let me? Nooo.

Naomi : I mean, chocolate and vanilla aren't exactly fruit, so it wouldn't work in the example.

Jordan : But my question-

Declan : They're not exactly? They aren't fruit at all.

Bennett : Guys, Jordan's trying to say something.

Jordan : (huffs) Thank you! Back to my question-

Naomi : You know, it's weird. For neopolitan, strawberry is the only fruit. How did people even come up with the combination?

Declan : (grins) It's what makes my flavor special.

Jordan : Dude, that's sad. You have to rely on your favorite flavor to feel special.

Declan : And you have to rely on stupid questions about tomato sauce being a smoothie.

Jordan : That was-

Naomi : A stupid question, agreed.

Jordan : No, I was going to-

Naomi : Make Jeclan happen, agreed.

Bennett : (snorts) All in favor?

(Naomi and Bennett raise their hands)

Naomi : Would you kick me out if I said, 'All in flavor?'

Everyone : ...

Naomi : Geez, alright then.

Jordan : But why is Jeclan still a thing?

Bennett : Hey, don't blame us... remember, the readers came up with it.

Jordan : There goes the 3748th wall.

Naomi : You just came up with a random number.

Declan : What do you expect? Jordan's entire life is based off of random decisions he makes.

Jordan : No-

Naomi : Asking stupid questions, agreed.

Jordan : (pouts) Stop interrupting me! Interrupting people is rude.

Naomi : Coming from you?

Bennett : You should listen to your own words.

Jordan : But why would anyone take their own advice?

Declan : You shouldn't even have to in the first place. It makes you a hypocrite.

Naomi : Wait, but we've all done that before... so by saying that, aren't you just contradicting your point by being a hypocrite by having said that?

Jordan : Jordan is confused.

Bennett : He's talking in third person again...

Jordan : Jordan is right here, you kn- oh wait, I just used third person again.

Naomi : And he's back.

Declan : Who?

(Awkward silence)

Naomi : Let us just take a moment to facepalm here...

Jordan : Wait, you never answered my question about the tomatoes!

Declan : Because it's a stupid question.

Bennett : (pats Jordan on the back) It's not a smoothie.

Jordan : Wait, you knew that the whole time and you didn't tell me?

Bennett : (coughs) It was funny seeing karma happen to you.

Naomi : How did it feel to have a taste of your own medicine, Jodie?

Jodie : Who's Jo- oh.

Declan : Joe? Who's that?

Naomi : And you wonder why people assume that you need help in school...

Declan : Hey, it's only when it comes to Jorda-

Naomi : Jodie.

Declan : ... Wha- oh.

Naomi : Jodie, Decca, and Beatrice.

Beatrice : No.

Jodie : What, are you too cool for us?

Beatrice : This again?

Decca : Jorda-

Naomi and Jodie : It's Jodie!

Decca : (rolls his eyes) Jodie, you forgot a line.

Jodie : What lines?

Beatrice : (mutters) There goes the 3749th wall.

Naomi : Jodie, go fix the wall, would you?

Jodie : Fine.

Decca : (grins) Can I demolish it afterwards?

Jodie : No!

(Jeclan exit to fix the wall)

Beatrice : Let's face it, there's no point in rebuilding it. And please give me my name back...

Naomi : Who're you asking?

Bennett : Don't turn the rubble of the wall to dust, since it- oh hey, I have my name back.

Jordan : (somewhere in the distance) Ow! Declan, get your ass out of my face.

Declan : Get your face out of my ass. Oh, karma is a bi-

Naomi : Alright, why don't we just cut the scene there before we go anymore off script.

-CUT-

That was bad I'm so sorry. This was written in the style of how Rubix did it for a couple of interviews / extras. Hopefully more one shots to come.