1. Chew extremely loud, with your mouth open.
Tip: This works well when eating something crunchy.
2. Rustle packaging whilst someone is talking or watching something.
Tip: A chip bag works rather well.
3. Use anything and everything around you as drums.
Tip: Don't play to a beat, or do it when they are trying to focus.
4. Offer them the last of something then drop it, or eat it.
Tip: Offer something they bought or were saving for themselves.
5. Use their words against them.
Tip: Works well for someone tired asking you to be quiet, tell them to stop telling you to 'keep it down' that they are making more noise.
6. Jam out to horrible music.
Tip: Use songs they hate, ones that are catchy.
7. But into their conversations as if your best friends.
Tip: Good for when your stuck in line behind horrible people.
8. Answer rhetorical questions.
Tip: Best performed when someone is complaining about something you have done.
9. Leave them in an awkward situation.
Tip: Good for when your out somewhere with an introverted friend, leave them alone in conversation with a stranger... or enemy.
(Just don't do it to me)
10. Go to tell them something then tell them, never mind, multiple times, then finally answer them with something stupid.
Tip: Finally answer them with a ridiculous out of context question.
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