adopted by one direction

chap.1

I woke up to my BFF shaking me. "Yessenia!!! you alnost made me die!!"she screamed in my ear. "well sorry that my heart almost stopped." I replied Sassily. And if your wondering why i said that is because i have weak lungs and asthma. "Ustedes

niñas ya me tienen aqui!! Ya callense!" Catrina yelled. Shes british but she learned Spanish ever since me and Monika came here. Yes, we came together. We were trash babies and over those nine years after being together we developed a really good friendship. The doorbell rang and I rushed to answer it. The Caked Face Girls tripped me!! Those Bitches! And Angelica the leader of the group went to the door. "umm. hi. AAAHHH Niall Lick Meh!!" she yelled. Ah madre de dios shes not gonna steal Nialler away from me! Stupid Flat Ass bimbo! I tried to get up but one Bitch threw me down two flights of stairs. I got up and pain shot through my right leg. I let an ear piercing scream outta mah mouth. I tell you this, person reading this, It scared the shit outta everyone!!

NIALLs POV

"Umm. Hi. AAAHHH Niall Lick Meh!" a girl yelled at me. Well!! She doesnt look like food so i wont. I heard a piercing scream. I looked behind the girl who doesnt look like food and saw a girl with Red hair lying on the floor.

Yessenias POV

People rushed over to me. Boys were crying. You know why? Because im the prettiest girl here. Angelica got jelous and called me Ugly and A Disgrace to the 'people' race. She actually said that though. People with white coats rushed over to me and saw Niall . THE NIALL FUCKING HORAN!!! With tears in his eyes. I know why hes crying. Its because hes the most sensetive one in One Direction. My future Husband is looking at me!! AAHH!!!! The men in white coats told me to breath I did so and saw Angelica smirking. As seconds passed i saw a white light. Then i saw Barney and Micheal Jackson. Then came Little mix, One Direction , and Ed. GOD KILL ME NOW! Everything went black.God killed Meh!!! WAT TEH FACK!!???

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so how do you guys like it? Well that bitch is a mothafucking bitch! lol. Do you smell that? that Smelly Smell? that one! its a smell that smells like a smelly smell. -<-

i dyied my hair red and now i look like Ariana Grande... Bye Fellow Smells!!

- Ariana Grande Look-a-Like