Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Dean Ambrose
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Dolph Ziggler
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Seth Rollins
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

Sheamus
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Randy Orton
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

Roman Reigns
May I pleasure you with my tongue?

Corey Graves
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Finn Bàlor
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 16, 2016 ⏰

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