Identity Revealed

Armyyyyy!! I need your help~
What do I doooo?
Sent 11:00am

Whaaaattt? What's up?
Received 11:03am

What do you mean up? I'm so down like wtf, why would someone steal my I.D?
Sent 11:04am

What? Your I.D was stolen? *o*
Received 11:05am

Uhh, yah. I just told you that~
Sent 11:06am

Sigh. There you go again with your tough attitude. What's up with ya? Maybe he didn't really steal it. Just maybe.
Received 11:08am

But maybe he DID steal it. Because he's a Thief!!~ Aarrgghh that creep. Wait till I know who he is~ ><
Sent 11:09am

Okay Queen Bit*#. That's my bestfriend!! Go get him~
Received 11:10am

Oh sure, I will.
Sent 11:11am

Arrgghh this is so exhausting. I'll just go to sleep. ㅡ,ㅡ

Hi babe
2:03pm

Babe? Babe your face! Aren't you gonna give that I.D back?
2:03pm

Hah! Not until you send me a picture of you.
Received 2:04pm

And why do you think I should? Sent 2:05pm

Uhh, because I have your I.D?
Received 2:05pm

Aaarrgghhh >< But I don't even know you.
Sent 2:06

That's the fun part.
Received 2:07

Aarrgghh I sooo hate you
Sent 2:08

And boo yah, I turned off my phone. Sigh~ Why is he doing this? What does he want from me? Is he my stalker or something?

Hey, where's the pic?
Received 6:15pm

Aarrgghhh I can't believe I'm doing this. >< Fine! Here~
[Photo attachment]
Sent 6:16pm

Now where's my I.D?
Sent 6:16pm

Here. With me.
Received 6:17pm

Wow~ You're really cute.
Received 6:17pm

Stop making fun of me already! I need that for fudge's sake.
Sent 6:18pm

Say pleeeaassseee~
Received 6:19pm

Fine. Please?
Sent 6:20pm

And call me babe.
Received 6:20pm

Eww. No.
Sent 6:21pm

Then no I.D
Received 6:22pm

I hate you!! ><
Sent 6:23pm

I love you too babe :*
Received 6:24pm