(Victoria age:16 Brianna age:14)
Victoria and Brianna
*sitting by stairs, upstairs having a Deidara battle* Brianna "DeidarrrA!"
Victoria "DEidarAa!"
Ivan and Alfred
*setting downstairs on couch watching a movie.*
Ivan*hears the girls moaning upstairs.*
*karate chops Alfred in the croch*
"Alfred listen!!"
Alfred*extreme croch owie**wheeez*
"What? Why'd you do that?"*kinda crying**hears girls also**suddenly fine*"Oh My Gods!"*shoots and to stairs*
Ivan"Slow down sunflower!"*catches up to him*"What do we do?"
Alfred"I don't know! You're like the mom dude!"
Ivan"Let's just sit down and I don't know, call them down and see how long it takes."
Alfred"Ok."
Both*sits down*
Ivan"GIRLS!!"
Brianna"Yeah, mom?"
Ivan"Come here!"
Victoria"Ok!"
Both*comes downstairs*
Victoria"Yeah?"
Alfred"Who Is Deidara?"
Victoria"A fictional character."
Ivan and Alfred*Oh*"Thank God."
Girls *leaves*
Alfred"I could have sworn those were sex noises."
Ivan"I know"
Brianna *is a virgin*
Victoria *Bi*
YOU ARE READING
The crazy bunch
FanfictionSernarios of Ivan and Alfred raising their three daughters Victoria, Jennifer and Brianna while having some laughs.
