Dafuq

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(Jack POV )
"IM SO GODDAMN MOTHURFUCKING BOOOORED UGH THIS IS ABSOLUTE TORTURE "
I groaned slowly slipping down the arm rest of slendys couch "language " "you know what Ben I DONT GIVE A FUQ ABOUT MY LANGUAGE SO SHUT THE FUCK AND GO FUCK TOBY OR SOMETHING " "NO ,YOU KNOW THAT HES DATING MASKY " ok ...did not know that "ugh, I wish I wasn't single so then I could cuddle my man  and make out with him to keep me busy " "E.J , let me ask you something , do you even have a heart ,that sounded like you just want to fuck them ,and throw them away when your done " "do you have a kidney that I can munch on now ,cuz you hit my anger button and I want yours ...I'm not that heartless I'm going to treat my -GAH ,OOF " and I slipped all the way down the armrest great ,my sweater was slightly lifted from its original spot and you could see my v-line "hey guy-OH SHIT ,MY INNOCENT MURDEROUS EYES AHHHH" " FUQ OFF JEFF GO FUCK BEN OR SOMETHING " "AHHHH-oh ,that doesn't sound like a bad idea " Ben's eyes widened from shock and disbelief as Jeff picked him up and slung him over his shoulder "SHIT,TOBY ,MASKY,SOMEONE HELP IM ABOUT TO RAPED BY A PSYCHOPATH HALLLLLP ,JESUS LORD, I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY ASS IN PAIN ,HALLLLP ,PLZ SOMEONE, ....JACK WHEN I RECOVER AMD CAN WALK AGAIN ILL STRANGLE YOU ,FUUUUUUCKKK ,SHHHIIIIIIT"
"Happy travels Ben bye " I chuckled to my self as I still heard Ben screaming for mercy and praying for his ass to be ok after this . "Ummm,hey didn't we do that once masky " "WHOA ,Toby shut up don't say that out loud or I'll ,do something that will finally make your ass feel pain " "really ,like what ,fuck me again " "uhhh, OH,COME ON ...UGHHHH FINE COME WITH ME AND WE'LL DO IT AGAI-" "ahh,j-jack " " what the hell ,WHAT THE FUCK THAT CAME FROM HOODIES ROOM " holy fuck is hoodie dreaming about me In a sexual way or is he fucking l.j my thoughts were interrupted when I heard this innocent cry saying "E.J PLEASE JUST PUT IT IN ME ALREADY" "well shit "  I turned my head to see Toby and masky on top of each other making out, I suddenly lost it when out of no where Toby moaned into the kiss "GET A ROOM YA SEXY ASS FUCKERS JESUS LORD YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE M-" well that was cut off when my nose violently erupted with blood,that and the fact that hoodie was practically going insane screaming my name I honestly think that we aren't proxys anymore and just porn stars ,instead I sighed got up and went to check on hoodie ,soon figuring out that was my worst sexual mistake ever ...
   
Well what did you think did ya like it I hope so cause I'm gonna start writing in my other book whenever so it might not update in  a long time until I feel like writing again ,well see ya later waffles ,I MEAN PEOPLE !!!

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