(E.j's POV)
Damn...that new proxy is surely badass she scared poor hoodie and he was already in pain *smirks* "what are you smirking at ?" Asked an innocent voice behind me ,thinking it was Toby's I responded "well I was just thinking about how I felt bad for hoodie because he was so scared of the new proxy ,that and that I left him in pain after the smexy little fella tried to lap dance on Meh ,I got to say he did an excellent job." "You t-think s-so I-I mean I don't t-think I did THAT g-good " "wait what" I turned around and saw hoodie standing there I blushed behind my mask not knowing I had said that out loud thinking it was Toby and not hoodie "you did pretty good for such an innocent little boy " " I am not a boy I am a man !" "What ever floats ya boat baby " I could tell he was blushing behind his little ski mask I walked up closer to him picked him up and started walking to our now sharing room ,this earned a cute little Yelp from the little man in my arms .....when I got to the room I set him on the bed took out my laptop from under the bed (a/n:don't ask )and sat on the bed with the thin laptop in my arms I opened the screen and up came a photo of me and hoodie on our first mission I remember the amount of times I had to save hoodie from being killed like thirty times I chuckled as hoodie snuggled closer to me looking at what I was doing, I went to my photo library and scrolled through the screen shots I looked for my favorite screen shot of me and hoodie ,after a few minutes of scrolling I found what I was looking for ...(a/n:read In a kawaii voice ) a chibbi version of me and hoodie standing there smiling ,well hoodie was smiling I was sitting on the ground nibbling on a kidney , I giggled at the kawaiiness and put the laptop on hoodies lap so he could see ,he stared at the picture he then looked at me "why is it so ...c-" "KAWAIIIIIIIIIII!!!"I yelled jumping off the bed and running around flailing my arms around at giggling like a maniac "HEHEHEHE I THINK THAT BOX OF CHOCOLATES THAT OFFENDER GAVE ME IS MAKING ME SEE MULTIPLE HOODIES .... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE !!HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!" I yelled I saw in the corner of my nonexistent beautiful eyes that hoodie was just sitting there totally confused "JOIN ME HOODIE AND WE CAN BE KAWAII LORDS TOGETHER ,YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE SIR KAWAII AND MINE WILL BE MASTER JUAN ,I MEAN KAWAII ,I WILL SHOWER THE SOULS OF PEOPLES WITH KAWAIINESS!!!!!"I screamed holding out my hand out to hoodie dramatically he stared at me amused "I think I'll pass " "I NEVER GAVE YOU THAT OPTION!!!!" I yelled I gladiator screeched and tackled hoodie he screamed in surprise ,we wrestle around the room and I finally stood up with hoodie I stared at hoodie and pulled out something that was in my pocket "FREAKING BE MINE!!!" I yelled throwing a plastic pokeball at hoodie ,it just bonked off his head "ow,dafuq " I gladiator screeched again and shouldered hoodies shoulder knocking him to the left I took the opportunity and slung him over my shoulder ,he Just sighed and slumped over ....
(Two hours later )
(Conversation time )
(H:hoodie Jeff:well...Jeff Ben:ben E.j:Jack L:Homicidal Liu)
L:it's time to play ,who stole the drugs?
H:was it me?
Ben:was it me ?
Jeff:I think it was him
E.j:Fucking pink fairies-*pointing everywhere *
(Two more hours later )
Toby:masky there's a monster under my bed
Masky:Toby there are no monsters under your bed *checks under bed*
E.j:*under bed*loong dick style
Masky:aaand we're moving *gets up*
(Two MORE hours later)
E.j:*dancing around in a tutu *
Jeff:*recording*
(Two more hours later )
E.j:ey what's obamas last name again?
Jeff:*bruh ,face*
Dark link:*twirls over to E.j and slaps him for stupidity *
(Two Moore hours later)
E.j:*sneezes*
Slender man:Woah ,calm down
E.j:I am calm
Slender man :just calm down
E.j:I am calm!
Slender man: just calm down !
E.j:I AM THE FUCK CAL-
(Two seconds later )
E.j :*jumping around furiously like a monkey and screaming *
Slender man : *dialing 911*hello 911?
(Two hours later)
E.j:*staring at the t.v and screaming for a foul in the soccer game that was supposedly playing when the t.v is off *
Everyone:............?
(Five hours later)
E.j :*swinging on the chandelier *
Masky:Nigga how did you even get up the-
(Five more hours later)
E.j:*staring intently at hoodie while eating a kidney*
H:*stares back*
Cerenity:...........Nigga you aight ?
(Five more hours )
Ben :you stupid
E.j:bet you won't say it to my face
Ben:*walks up to him*you stupid
E.j:bet you won't say it on snapchat
Ben:*hacks into snapchat *you stupid
E.j:bet you won't say it in the mansion
(Two minutes later)
E.j:*sitting in couch eating a kidney *
Ben:*walks in and jumps from behind couch *yous stupid!!
E.j:*sigh*aight
(Twelve minutes later)
Toby:this is the a ,kitchen
E.j:ah ,nice
Toby:yes,plenty of space for tea
E.j:*top hat flies off *HA
Toby:erm
E.j:ITS TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYY!!
(Two minutes later)
E.j:*passed out on the couch *
Hoodie :*rubbing sides from when E.j fucked him earlier ,and sighs*at least he's asleep for now
Jeff:do you know what happened to him ,to make him crazy
Hoodie:*thinking* I KNOW , he was dancing around this morning and then he said that offender gave him some chocolate
Jeff:of course who else could it be
E.j:*purring slightly and stirring *
Jeff:oh no ...he's waking up *runs away*
Hoodie:uh oh
E.j:*wakes up ,looks at hoodie and smirks then he gets up waking to hoodie * 'ello love
Hoodie :heh,hi?
E.j:ready for round two.....OF CUDDLING !?
Hoodie :*looks shocked then smiles and gets up *ok let's go !
E.j :YAY!!!*giggles*
Both:*walk up the stairs and cuddle to sleep when they get to the bed *.......
