June 8 2016
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I hate college tours and my mom just ripped a plastic bag.
-Anderson
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She won't stop eating her oatmeal bar, it's so loud.
-Anderson
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She chews like a horse, dude help meeeeee
-Anderson
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Ngl it's funny to hear her chew against the monotonous tour guide giving a presentation. I can't really focus on FAFSA and how "great they are about ethnicity" with this gummy-smacking sound in one ear.
-Anderson
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This guide just told us about how this guy applied for a "girls only" scholarship and because he was the only one to apply he won the money. How am I supposed to feel about this?
-Anderson
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Oh shiT MAN THIS GUY WONT STOP STARING AT ME
-Anderson
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WHY ARE YOY NOT RESPONDING? LIKE????? THIS GUY COULD BE PLANNING ONG MURDERING ME AND YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE TO BECOME MY WITNESS.
-Anderson
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you suck dude so sad- I counted on telling you my impending doom-by-campus-tour but apparently you got a life. I'm walking now
-Anderson
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the tour is done thanks for leaving me
-Anderson
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Okay did you die or something? I need my reality check person
-Anderson
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Are you getting these?
-Anderson
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Want some KK donuts? I'm sorry for bugging you
-Anderson
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Are you at your house? I'll drop the donuts off and like break into your house and force you to watch a movie with me.
-Anderson
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Seriously dude?!? I see your bedroom light is on! I'm coming in
-Anderson
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Dude unlock the door the donut box is slipping and I can't text you at the same time
-Anderson
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You're pissing off your dad he says he's going to get the keys and stuff "I'm sorry Kevin, he's being rude" he says. he's not letting me leave
-Anderson
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I'm fine with dropping the donuts off dude just tell me what's wrong
-Anderson
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This is so awkward
-Anderson
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Why aren't you talking? I'm literally just staring at your mom's vase collection because they don't want to leave me alone.
-Anderson
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Wtf T.K?
-Anderson
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Open your door dude it's been more than 5 minutes. Your dad is walking up as we speak.
-Anderson
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Texts From Atkins Comma Kevin
Teen FictionIncoming msg: I know you want the truth. I know you want answers. I'm sorry that it's not going to be pretty. I'll text you everything I know but you have to experience things first for you to understand okay? I have rules though. Don't contact me...
