I Noticed

Part 6: Duo Bot Part 1

Hai. Bai. Heuehnddhfjf. The reason this is named part 1 is because there are two parts to this game. This is the first part, or the first half, of the game where basically nothing really happens.
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Duo Bot (1)-
    I had a dream that I once considered a nightmare. Lulu was with me once again, holding my arm as we took over the world. But this time I didn't wake up. I enjoyed the dream up until the last minute of my sleep. I was glad I wasn't alone. That there was someone with me even as I do my evil deeds.
I woke up the next morning, still remembering the dream and all of its details. From the vibrant colors of my spell to the beautifulness of Lulu and her bright smile. I smiled myself just remembering how pretty she had looked. I stretched and realized that I didn't have to dress. I had fallen asleep the other night in my normal clothes. I went over to the bathroom where I took off my hat again. I stared into the mirror at my reflection. I really was horrifying. The scars on my face, destroying the way I looked. I wonder now, if I didn't have these scars, if Lulu would have liked me more.
I knew she liked me. It was pretty obvious from the beginning but I ignored it, trying to convince myself that no one could ever like someone like me. At the same time, I was grateful for the people that inflicted these wounds on me, that made these scars. Others wouldn't just like me because I was cute like they did Gnar. They would like me because of how I am. But what Lulu saw in me, I don't understand.
     Suddenly the League Announcer said:
"Can the following champions please report to the Fields of Justice: Darius, Master Yi, Akali, Jhin, and Blitzcrank on Blue Team. Gnar, Kha'Zix, Lucian, Veigar, and Lulu on Red Team. Good luck, champions."
Ugh, yet another battle. At least I have Lulu on my team. I put my hat back on and started towards the Fields of Justice. Along the way, I saw Lulu and she waved to me, but I didn't walk over to her. After what happened this morning, I doubt anything we did wouldn't be awkward.
     No one was in the lobby. Everyone was at their spawn point. And someone was at mid. Lucian.
     "Lucian, what are you doing? You're the AD carry. I'm mid," I said.
     "Oh really? Well I can go mid too, you know. I'm really looking forward to facing off with Akali."
     "Isn't it supposed to be Veigar mid and Lucian ADC? It's stupid to have Veigar go bottom."
     "Oh please, we all know you want to be with Lulu. You're welcome." He winked at me afterwards and I would have slapped him if it hadn't been for the fact that I was too short. I felt my face heat up.
     "I do not want to be with Lulu. I just want to have a fun game where everyone is in their proper lane."
     "Yeah haha 'fun' game. Yeah have fun down there. I gotchu fam." He winked at me once more and at that moment I wanted to shove my staff into his balls. Disgusting bastard.
     Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a bright red. I turned around and saw Lulu blushing. She must have overheard our conversation. Suddenly, I remembered the nightmare she had had that night she came to visit me. I was really hoping this game wouldn't turn out to be her nightmare come true.
     "I guess I'm APC then," I said to Lulu.
     She didn't respond for a few seconds then said, "Y-yeah. I suppose. I'm so sorry if I fail you!"
     "It's fine. Your presence is enough to support me in this hellhole of a lane."
     Crap. What was I saying? I started heating up again, and I could see that she was turning red, too.
     Prepare yourselves! The battle is about to begin...
Right before we were teleported to our base in the Red Team's base, I felt something kiss me on the cheek. I turned just in time to see Lulu looking away and blushing even redder than Vladimir.
As I spawned at base and started purchasing starting items, I saw Lulu run off to lane and yell, "THAT SQUIRREL LOOKS FAMILIAR!" She obviously knew I was going to ask about the kiss. I decided to just follow her and stay under tower. I would have asked her then, but she had wandered into the jungle to find that "squirrel".
I'll be honest, I actually felt kind of hurt that she was trying to run from me all because of a question I didn't get to ask.
30 seconds until minions spawn!
First Blood!
What the hell? Team? I looked at the mini map and panned over to top lane. Of course. The enemy team had invaded. Well looks like our jungler won't be ganking anytime soon.
Minions have spawned!
Lulu came back through the river just then and glitter lanced through the first wave of minions so I could kill them easier. The fact that I won't be able to ask my question until after the game pisses me off.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Lulu was grabbed by Blitzcrank. Luckily, though, Jhin was farming so he didn't react quickly enough to deal damage to her. However, Lulu and I both hit Blitzcrank, doing extra damage with the double Thunderlord's Decree.
Nothing happened for the next five minutes of the game; just farming, poking, and me gaining stacks while Blitzcrank misses all his grabs now that our minion waves were pushed up.
It wasn't until Lulu and I were baited and Master Yi came to gank, that things actually happened. Blitzcrank had popped his mana barrier and Jhin had used his last health pot. All I had to do was ult one of them to get a free kill. But Master Yi came in from behind us as I killed the Jhin, Lulu tanking the turret shots. Unfortunately for Lulu, she was only level 5. She couldn't have lived. I hadn't even realized that she died until after I had killed Blitz. At that moment, I decided that Master Yi wasn't worth living.
I trapped him inside my E, and used all my abilities. He thought he could live with 25 health? Oh, what a fool. I ignited him before he ran, giving me the easy triple kill bot lane. Through the telepathic connections for our team, Lucian said, "I knew you'd have fun."
     Then I said, "It's a shame your lane is only solo, like your current relationship status. Huh, I wonder why."
     This must have triggered him.
     "Well now I can see why you don't have any friends." He seemed to be really proud of this remark, and I really don't see why.
     "I may not have friends, but at least I have someone to love and someone to love me back." Oh my f-
     what the hell did I just say. I did not just seriously admit that I loved someone. Beside me, Lulu was wide-eyed and blushing.
     "You bastard! It's all Thresh's fault!" He must have been really furious, because just then, he killed Akali and Darius, who was roaming.
     I laughed and continued pushing the waves. "Blitzcrank and Jhin mia," I said. And sure enough, they all appeared on the minimap at top lane. Gnar ran just in time as his turret was taken down.
     At one point, Lulu and I were at about 40% health. Jhin decided to ult me, but Lulu had blocked everything for me. That brought her to almost 10%. Blitzcrank grabbed her and she died. For some reason, I felt the need to kill them both. To avenge Lulu.
     I managed to get Blitzcrank trapped in my E and basically two-shotted him, since I had a crap ton of stacks. Jhin apparently thought he could kill me. Well, he can't and I basically one-shotted him with the help of ignite.
Godlike!
     After Lulu respawned and I bought my items, we headed back bot lane.
"I'm so sorry I died. I wasn't there to help you," she apologized.
"It's okay. Your death gave me the power I needed to absolutely annihilate them."
"Oh, so should I die more, then?" She giggled.
I gave her a smile. "No. Stay with me till the end." She blushed and looked away, probably thinking weird things.
We had finally managed to take down their outer turret. We advanced to their inner turret, Lulu still blushing. What we didn't notice was that mid was lost.