Host: Okay, let's call the last but not the least contestant number 20!!
Losting the Grammar: Hello Everyone!! I am (insert a name here) from Grammar Village, Watty Land!! My motto is How can you fly without wings? Thanks to all everyone of both of you!!
Host: Okay? Let's proceed to the Q&A portion!!
Audience: *clapclapclap
Host: Let's call contestant number 20!!
LTG: Hello fellow womens and mans!!
Host: Are you nervous?
LTG: Thank you for that Mr. Host! My nervous nerves are very galaw galaw and i think that my blood flows to the stomach of my body!! Thank tou!!
Host: Ow! Let's ask Judge (insert YOUR name here)
Judge: Define love.
LTG: Thank you for that superb bonggang question. Love is like a well if you jump inside of it you will fell and you will be death!! Thank you!!
After Few minutes
And the winner is.........
Contestant number........
20!!!
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Note:
Is actually corney is it you know? (suddenly grammar changed) ang corney naman nito!
More Pizzas to come!!
BINABASA MO ANG
Englishing is my wrong grammar
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