Weird Stories

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Once Upon A Time
There was A Prince
And all this Prince wanted was to have somebody to love
And so one day he set out on a journey
He scoured the land for potential husbands and wives
The prince was bisexual after all
And one day, he came to a small little village
And in that village, there was a peasant boy who could make him smile like he's never smiled before
But alas, there was also a peasant girl
And the prince thought about the girl
She was one of the fairest ladies in the land
But she didn't give the prince that certain spark
Although the prince loved no the girl and boy equally
He had to choose the peasant boy
The girl wasn't happy,
And she fought for the princes love
She showered him with presents
Warm, gentle words
And most of all, she was a shoulder for him to cry on,
And an ear to complain to
Eventually, the prince decided he loved the lady more
The peasant boy was devastated
He followed the happy couple all the way back to the capital city
He requested an invite to the wedding, and waited for the big day
The wait wasn't long, just over two weeks
The boy had a plan

On the day of the wedding, the boy dressed up in his nicest clothes
And waited outside the doors to the church
From there, he could hear everything going on indoors
And when the time came for objections, he picked a local wildflower, and burst through the doors of the chapel
Everybody turned to look at the wedding crasher,
And for a moment he was scared
But that didn't stop him, as he strode to the altar, pushing the bride away.
The bride wasn't having it, and as push came to shove, the prince shouted:
'The winner of this battle is who I shall wed!'
The two battle for what seems like hours,
Until an older man breaks into the church
In comes a man with a pistol in his hand
Most people didn't know what he was holding because pistols were not invented by this time, but that didn't stop him from walking up and shooting the contestants in the head. The man shouts: 'I shall be your groom!'
'And may I ask what your name is, kind sir?' asks the Prince.
'My name?' says the intruder. 'Adolf. Adolf Hitler'
And they lives happily ever after.

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This is dedicated to my friend, JustBecauseICan14 :) I hope you liked your bedtime story