"He who lives in a glass house should let in anyone stoned enough to appreciate it." Cilian said exhaling. It was Friday, and our week was over. We usually got as high as we could because, hey, fuck you. That's why. "Like fuck man. Imagine?" Cilian continued on in his stony rambling, he was already at the ‘speaking like you’re about to run out of breath’ stage of being high. “A glass fuckin’ house! The walls are fucking glass, the tables are fucking glass, the chairs are fucking glass. Shit! I bet even the fucking toilets are fucking glass!”
“She must be a slut!” Now, I often make jokes for myself, as in, I make a joke that I’ll laugh at, and if other people join in well that’s just dandy. It wasn’t even that funny I’ll admit, but we were dying. I was crying myself silly.
“Eh, Cil! If I ever come across a glass house I’ll make sure the fuckers who own it’ll let you in!” Alex said and back to tears, he was really dying. Alex always laughed the hardest or started the laughter. Once we were in middle school waiting for a movie to start (in a theatre, mind you!), stoned out of our minds, and the screen is black and he just starts laughing his head off. And for a second I was scared. Like he was really laughing. Like he was bouncing back and forth in his chair. I joined in just as hard. But when the little animation before the movie started we just flipped out at the 3-D. It was the single most intense experience of my lifetime. Well, maybe not most, but it’s up there.
“How shit-faced do you have to be to even think of that?” I retorted, blowing out smoke. “like ‘Yeah let’s just make a fucking glass house. No way anything’ll tear it down, totally fuckin’ safe.’ Glass? GLASS? What are you retarded? A fucking stone will tear that shit apart. A fucking stone okay? Stones are a dime a dozen. Literally anyone that just wants to fuck with you could throw a stone and poof, your whole house is fuckin’ gone! Like, a stone? Why is this fucker even living in a glass house? Stupid fuckin’ quote tryin’ to be smart and shit, when really it’s the fucker in the glass house that’s fuckin’ stupid, lem-me tell ya.” I ended, proud of my monologue.
