Off (Game) x Reader Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

Batter x Male!Reader x Zacharie (Platonic?)

(A/N: I would've went the romantic route with this but I got a different idea on how to go with this.)

   The Batter glared at his two "friends" who were gripping each others' shoulders, laughing wildly. He spat at them, "You two have to be serious about this, we have a mission to fulfill. With you two goofing around, it's impossible to concentrate on purifying this filthy world with you two giggling like idiots." Zacharie let out a snort, "That's lame, mi amigo. Why be all serious and be such a prude when you can have fun with friends! C'mon, Batter, the specters aren't going anywhere!" The Batter rolled his eyes, "We could get rid of the specters faster if we all stuck to this plan and then MAYBE we could play around."

   Zacharie gasped and grabbed the shoulders of (m/n) and shook him a little bit, "Do you hear that, (m/n)?! We gotta finish this dumb mission so we can actually have fun without Batter being a pain in the ass!" (m/n)'s eyes sparkled as he grasped Zacharie's shoulders back, "We could be like... the Three Musketeers! DUDE we gotta go wreck some specters now!" Zacharie let out a screech and pulled out a sword from lord knows where, "Batter let's go!" He grabbed the rest of the group of Los Tres Mosqueteros and sprinted off into the horizon.

   The Batter wondered to himself, 'Why did I ever group myself with these idiots?' But he suddenly cracked a small smile at the enthusiasm of his buddies. The smile soon twisted into a feral grin as los tres amigos pounced at a group of specters. 

   The Batter looked at the scene in front of him with satisfaction; all of those cursed specters were purified, and now all he had to do was purify the entire world. However, he doubted his little squad would approve of this. Eh. Who cares anyways? They were just pawns in his little mission. While he would want to keep them around for entertainment's sake, he knew they would get in his way eventually. But for now, he'll keep them alive until the time comes to purify these two bumbling idiots too.

:)