Today i have nothing to do so i roll over and grab my phone from my nightstand,as i look i see someone texting me
random number : hello pretty thing
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jared starts to feel uncomfortable and he texts back
jared: um who is this
random number: oh haha its andrew from last night
jared :oooh lol hey..
andrew:so what are you up to today?
jared : nothing really i dont work today
andrew : oh what you have nothing planned with your friends?
Jared doesnt text back for a while thinking to himself,he doesnt have friends he is a loner what does he say?
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(Later that day)
Andrew texted me saying he wanted to meet up at mcdonalds. I start to worry what should i wear,is this a date?
I hurry up and get ready and as im walking out of my apartment i see my neighbor staring so i yell out "what are you looking at ugly bitch" and she looks at me weirdly,like im the rude one.
-jared gets to mcdonalds-
Im walking out my car and i see andrew,he is looking so beautiful. I walk up to him scaring him
jared:"BOO"
andrew : "AHHHHHHH" he yells
jared:"haha gotchu" he laughs
andrew : "omg dont do that silly you scared me"
jared : "haha sorry"
andrew : " dont worry tonight your gonna be the one yelling" he says with a smirk
jared : " bust 5670 nuts"
THE END <3
