Ask or Dare!? Hetalia

The Two Idiots

Sapphire: What up b*tches! Let's get this f*cking started! *reads*evil face* This is going to be fun... First one!
America! Canada! Front and center!

Both: *walk to the front*salute*

Sapphire: Alright! Here you go! *hands them microphones*

America: What are these for?

Canada: I have a really bad feeling about this...

Sapphire: Somebody *cough* @Icydarksoul *cough* dares you two to sing you idiot songs...

Canada: Y-you want us to what?

Sapphire: You heard me right! I don't stutter! You will be singing American/Canadian Idiot. Get to it!

Hungary: *is holding a video camera*

America: No! I refuse!

Sapphire: Either this or the next challenge is for you. And it's worse than this... *plays music*

Canada: I guess I go first? *starts singing*

~Time Skip to after because I don't need to do the lyrics...~

Sapphire: America, are you gonna do it or not?

America: No! I won't!

Sapphire: Alright... Poland! Darling! Come over here! I have a very important project for you!

Poland: Like, finally! It better be, like, totally worth doing!

Sapphire: Poland, can you give America a make over please? Get him ready for "dress up"?

Poland: ... Alright, but only for you girl! *leaves with America in tow*

Sapphire: The rest of the females! I need you to make a very... unique dress for America! You can do whatever you want with it! But make him pretty!

~Another Time Skip because I'm lazy af~

Sapphire: So... Let's just say, as we had america walk around in the dress, it ripped in half and... The sight was not pretty... I'd rather not tell you about it... Anyway, send in some more questions and dares!