Me: *reading fanfics on Wattpad* YES! JOHN CENA! *Plays theme song*
Vylad: *walks into my room* Wtfudge Mad?
Me: You don't need to know.
Vylad: Your weird, Y'know that?
Me: Aww, Thanks!
Vylad: Wasn't really a compliment.
Me: Doesn't matter.
Vylad: Uh, Okay. Anyways, What are you reading?
Me: *moves tablet so he can't see*
Vylad: Oh C'mon! Lemme see!
Me: NU
Vylad: But why? Is it embarrassing?
Me: ....
Vylad: So it is?
Me: ..No..
Vylad: Then, Lemme see.
Me: Y'know. It's just fanfics. And a couple x readers.
Vylad: X readers?
Me: Yup. There's one about you there.
Vylad: But..But Why were you reading that?
Me: I wasn't. I wrote it.
Vylad: Again, Wtfudge?
Me: I dunno. I was bored.
Kawaii~Chan: *breaks down the door* KAWAII~CHAN'S SHIP! *Runs out of the room*
Vylad: WTF
Me: Hey! Breaking down doors is Garroth's job! (And Cadenza's.)
Vylad: Why..?
Me: I have no frickin' idea. Maybe Aarmau or Travlyn sailed or something.
Vylad: But why'd she come in your room?
Me: why'd you come in my room?
Vylad: Cause you yelled.
Me: I yelled John Cena. That's different. It's not I yelled "Ooohhh nooooo! I'm in such big trouble! Vy-Vy, Come and save me!".
Vylad: Okay, Okay, point taken. Wait, Did you say Vy-Vy?
Me: Yeah.
Vylad: Don't call me that.
Me: Then, don't call me Mad Maddie.
Vylad: No.
Me: and I'll keep calling you Vy-Vy. Gotta admit, the name's adorable.
Vylad: ...Yeah, It's kinda cute.
Me: So you'll let me call you Vy-Vy?
Vylad: If I'm allowed to call you Mad Maddie, then yes.
Me: It's settled then, Vy-Vy.
Vylad: Okay, Mad Maddie.
Kawaii~Chan: THEY HAVE CUTE NICKNAMES! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SARAH~SAMA! CHANGE THE SHIPPING SHRINE! *Runs out of the room again*
Me: WTF
Vylad: Uh...Did she say "Change the shipping shrine?"
Me: She didn't say it. She screamed it.
Vylad: She's shipping us, Isn't she?
Me: Most likely, Yeah.
Vylad: And your fine with this?
Me: Yeah. As long as she doesn't come up with some scheme, Then I'm fine.
Vylad: She's probably gonna come up with something.
Me: .. Probably, Yeah. But it's fine.
Vylad: I'mma go get ice cream. You coming?
Me: HECK YEAH! *Runs*
Vylad: ..Okay, Then...
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Aphmau Character roleplay
HumorHai, I'm Maddie and I just thought 'Why not make a roleplay book? I mean, Aphmau's characters are fun so why not include them?' I asked meh friend (Her name's Sarah) If I should just cause I wasn't sure and she said 'Sure why not' So yeah. I'm start...
