Wish I lived anywhere but here

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Ok. I give up. No. No. No. No. NOPE. I just..... I can't....... I can't live here. Anyone want a Belgian living in their house? I speak English and Spanish too........ Please take me. ;-;. Just.... Just Kidney beans..... And Tim..... And DAD.... Oh god dad...... Oh god if he found out I'm calling him dad. Shiiiiiit. Oh well... God. Then just..... Just kidney beans. I don't know why but that is bugging me. And I have no eggs... I bet it was Jeff. Just to piss me off. YAAAAAAAY. Lord save my poor soul. WHY WONT JEFF LEARN ENGLISH?! Like, he literally refuses too. He's fighting with Helen again. Greeeeeeeaaaaaaat why me. Sigh. That's all I have left to say. Ugh. Why'd we combine households? I had a wonderful little apartment all to myself to where my friends didn't know who the hell I was. Now, after a year and a half of confusion, we all live together under orders. Great. I have no privacy and everyone knows my identity. Tim was pissed for a month. Now we have this guy poking us and half of them refuse to learn any other language than their native so, like, a quarter of them don't know what I'm saying half the time and I only speak three languages. I have to learn French because of some clown. And Swedish because three other girls that speak that and some Dutch but at least they're trying! There's Norwegian and German and I didn't even know Brazil had its own language!!! At least most speak English. But the other half can barely understand each other. It's also stupid how Helen and Jeff fight! Jeff speaks Dutch and Helen speaks Spanish!!!! They don't understand each other! Or they do and refuse to use the other's language. Why is a French boy poking me. Oh great he's Canadian. Hah... Hah hah.... God I'm going insane. Yeah.... I give up on life..... I have to go I'm about to go on a week long trip with no wifi. Ugh. Why are normal people so lucky?!

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