Jared: jen hates you doesn't she.
Gajeel: kinda yea. Gihee okay do it.
Jared: curse dragons secret art : piercing darkness! *shoots it at gajeels chest*
Gajeel: Ngh! *winces and grabs chest*
Jared: Welp. I can't help so 50/50 chance of survival.
Gajeel: agh fuck that hurts. *falls to my knees gripping my chest*
Jared: uhm. Now. I had to have levy along with this dare. Levy-McGarden and now I run cause erza might kill me.
