Honey To Your Mustard

BARritone Grumbles

A soft orange glow surrounded the bar with a warm and welcoming feeling, as the patrons enjoyed their meals and beverages. Ever since the barrier broke about 6 months ago, all Monsters freely roamed the surface with childish wonder and glee. Everyone was doing well with getting accustomed with human culture, curtsy of Frisk of course, but the humans still seem to be in denial and disbelief. Some with businesses even moved aboveground, like Muffet's Pastries or Grillby's, where both Underfell Sans and Underswap Pap currently sat in.

"Me and Sans used to own a pet Flowey back at the Underground. It was never an easy job to be groan-ing a plant when you have multiple jobs."

Fell gave a deep, annoyed groan for the hundredth time this evening as Pap slurred and threw more puns at every little move or word he tosses at the wasted skeleton. Fell scartched his skull frustratedly as he waved to Grillby for something to drink.

"Hey Grillbz, have anything strong? I think I might need it." Sans grumbled out as he pointedly ignored his boyfriend, who was now poking his sides trying to get his attention.

Grillby just silently sighed to himself and went to the kitchen behind the emergency fire door, only to come back moments later with a cheese burger and a glass of fizzy drinks. Sans gave Grillby an annoyed 'Really?' look. In response, Grillby just stared back at him, refusing to step down from his decision.

"I think it's best for you to sober up and help him and yourself home soon, you two have been here for almost two hours now," Grillby then turned to the now snoozing Papyrus. "Knowing that he'll never be in good shape to do that himself, anyways." Grillby muttered the last bit to himself as he started to clean up some cups. Sans snorted as he took a bite off of the burger in response.

After a couple of minutes later, Sans thanked Grillby and proceeded to haul up a passed out boyfriend off of the barstool and out of the bar with a bit of trouble, considering him being too drained to use his magic, and the very unsurprising size difference.

"Hic.. Sans, do you know that I love you..?" Pap slurred as his head bobbed slightly as Sans dragged him back to their shared apartment.

Fell tilted his head at Pap confusedly and furrowed his brows. "Of course I do, you keep saying that to me everyday, in public or not."

Pap just smirked and playfully slumped his head into Fell's shoulder. "I forgot to tell you that today, my bad."

Fell flushed and looked away,

"I love you too, bonehead."