me: well heres UnderLust also uh the sans in this universe is sorta uh really flirtatious i would uh heh watch out for that acctually just everybody is basically if u dont wanna get flipped i would uh avoid contact with basically anyone besides mettaton he wears a bow robot pink looks like a girl but isnt
you: uh ok then
me: *has already left with fresh and jammy*
you: welp *sees a figure* i wonder who dat is *walks up to* hello??
?????: heya cutie~
you: uh thanks... who are u
UL sans: well ppl call me Lusty im UnderLust sans
you: well ill be on me wa-
lusty: *pins you agianst wall* not yet~<3
me: * comes out of no where* LEAVE PPL ALONE U FLIRTATIOS BASTARD :T *slaps underlust sans*
undelust sans: fiesty i like it
me: SHUT THE FLIP UP AND GET OUTTA HERE
underlust sans: 8teleports out*
me: welp i just saved your life in many ways Y/N
you: thank you O_O
me: welcome uh ill just show u a diffrent AU now..................
