Sans x Neighbor! Reader

Chapter 2

 "Oh (Name)! How wonderful you could join us!"

"H-Hey Toriel."

"(Name), this is Sans and Papyrus. Sans, Papyrus, this is (Name)."

"HELLO HUMAN! AS THE WONDERFUL QUEEN JUST SAID, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS."

The tall skeleton comes up to you and shakes your hand with extreme force.

"I-I'm (Name)" you replied,"And it's nice to meet you 'The Great Papyrus'"

Frisk comes over and separates Papyrus from you. He then takes your hand and brings you over to Sans.

"Hi." you said.

"hey." he replied.

Frisk looked back and forth between the two of you. He seemed sad that the two of you weren't interacting. He then forced your hands together.

'Pfffftttt'

"Is that what I think it is?" you asked.

"if you think it's a hand whoopee cushion, then yes."

"How else do you greet a new friend, right?" you smiled.

His smile almost faltered. No one reacted like that before. Not a single human or monster reacted like that. Humans either laughed (younger ones) or looked away in disgusted.

Frisk's smile widened. The two of you were getting a good start.

*Later That Day*

"you really didn't need to buy us lunch." Sans told you.

"Come on....it's not like it was expensive. And anyway, you're my new neighbors.....it's the least I could do."

"....you're a little too kind. Any catch?"

"Nope. Do humans treat you that badly?"

"HUMAN, SANS, WHAT ARE THE TWO OF YOU MUMBLING ABOUT?" Papyrus asked.

"nothing bro. just talking 'bout catches."

"CATCHES?"

"Nice catches!" Frisk yelled, raising an eyebrow at you and Sans.

The table was silent for a moment. Then everyone but Papyrus laughed (Paps screamed internally).

*Lazy + Can't Make Puns = Time Skip*

"Good night everyone. I'm glad I got to meet you!" you said before leaving to your own home.

"Well, goodnight you two." Toriel yawned at the brothers.

"TORI? CAN FRISK STAY AT OUR PLACE?" Papyrus begged.

"I don't see why not. Go ahead Frisk." she accepted.

Papyrus was in the shower (gotta keep them bones clean am I right?). Sans and Frisk were in Sans's (got S much?) room.

"i'm tellin' ya kiddo.....she seems so familiar."

Frisk nods.

"where do I know her from though....got any ideas?"

Frisk nods.

".....the store? no.....geez. this is too much thinking..."

Frisk shakes his head.

"do you know where?"

Frisk nods.