The Dragon Story
Once upon a time someone killed U and died. The police had no idea what had happened when they went to the crime scene. Then they dropped dead, too. The crime site was cursed. They all died! Then the tape melted, and all that went there died. The population of the city dropped dramatically in those three months.
Then a giant dragon burst out of the ground in a cloud of light and dust. He opened his mouth and robots began filing out. They were wearing purple suits with pink polka dots on them. These robots are awesome. They went around doing the cha cha. Everyone was happy, Except for the dragon with big yellow ears.
The dragon decided that they should be stopped. He called the Super stoppers Brigade. He told them that the robots were wreaking havoc in the city, and they sent someone immediately. But when he got here he saw that there was no problem at all, and joined in the party. Have u ever seen a dragon dancing around doing the cha cha?
It was fun coz everyone was happy. Then something terrible happened. They all got too fun disease. Then dragons super fun brother appeared and tried to join the party but it was all too fun. Their dragon marshmallow dad appeared and melted all over the party. Then the robots drowned in goo, but the dragons went swimming. Then they all got a stitch and drowned.
Then an elephant bird appeared from the sky and then it started raining lots of elephant angels. From behind the cloud of elephant angels came U, and he started eating the goo left over from the dragon marshmallow. It was bloody brilliant. Yummy, yummy. He suddenly got terrible indigestion and vomited.
The whole town was sad, because they got semi-digested dragon marshmallow vomited all over them. All of the sudden, a giant purple lobster built a bridge over the whole town, so that people could escape easily. However, the giant purple lobster was actually a meanie, and he waited at the end and started eating people. U then came and hit the lobster in the back with a hammer the size of a bus, and all the people came flying out. Then the world started spinning too fast and everything flew off it. All the robots and people were living in the sky and making cloud houses. It was real life. Truly. Really truly. Anyway, the people lived a very happy life. For a while. Then they were all hit by gravity. They fell back to earth, but the only ones who survived the fall were the people. They went and lived in the giant marshmallow forest that now covered the earth. Life was good. Living off marshmallow trees that grew all types of food. Including blocks of chocolate. Yum. Very unhealthy, but yum. Eventually everyone grew fat, and would only move to get the remote (for the satellite TV) and to get more marshmallow and chocolate.
Then, a wave of hot fitness trainers came along and then all the people jumped into their aerobic suits and started work. Squeeze, and flex, and squeeze, and flex. Then, their bums practically disappeared. The little heart man ran off with them. He ran all the way to Neptune. The entire marshmallow forest population followed him there. They did not want to go back to Earth. It smelled too much there. For the first three days on Neptune they had to wear gas masks, until they got used to the air. The heart man died after he gave back their bums. The hot fitness trainers trained the Neptuniunes, and then they disappeared. As soon as they disappeared, the heart man popped up again and ran off with all the Neptuniunes’ bums. The Neptuniunes were very sad, as a big bum was a show of status. The heart man strung the Neptuniunes’ bums up on the flag pole. The Neptuniunes were shocked.
They kicked the heart man out of Neptune, and he floated into the sun. KABOOM! He blew up. The Neptuniunes all cheered, because they saw the huge explosion. There was a giant party on Neptune that you could see all the way from Earth. There were balloons floating up and massive fireworks.
All of Uranus’s police came to stop all the fireworks from blowing up the entire universe. It was the worldsssss biggestestest party ever in the whole entire forever. The Prime Minister of Neptune banned all parties of that magnitude. The hottest ever hot fitness trainer came back and demanded that there be awesome parties again. They were not allowed, so he eloped with the PM’s hot daughter. One thing led to another, and in 5 years time, they had 62 kids, with another one on the way. They decided to visit Neptune to show their 26 year old son Full-Stop. They showed him the place where they had the worldsssss biggestestest party. He decided to throw another huge party, so he got all his siblings together and planned the worldsssss second biggestestest party ever. Unfortunately it never happened. He died. They died. We all died. Coz he died! Then the PM’s daughter ate their corpses to gain super strength. She became, “Wonder Corpse Munching Girl”!! She turned into a super villain, killing everyone. But then she caught bad case of the chickenpox, and died. Only 2 people were left then. The little heart man, and a very old but sexy trainer. Even though they were both guys, they somehow found a way to breed, and then they repopulated Neptune. Everyone was happy, but then...The little heart man died of broken heart, coz his lovely wife/husband/partner died of heart failure. They lived happily ever after. Except for the youngest son, who wanted to find a lovely wife, instead of marrying one of his sisters. He flew to Mars, but on the way he blew up, and so did the rest of the universe.
