Okay ladies and donkeys, I need to school y'all on how to write dialogue. You do not write a STORY OR fANFicTIon IN oNE PAragRaPH?!?
How to write like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING AND NOT DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE
How to -
About my pet unicorn
My pet unicorn is named Tree. Tree has orange fur and green hair, so he looks like an oopmaloompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Tree can talk like a human.
"My name is Tree and I like blueberry pancakes," he once said to me. Tree does like his blueberry pancakes.
One day Tree and I were climbing a mountain, he kept slipping on boulders the whole way up! Those boulders. . .
Tree had to take a break from climbing to he teleported us all the way to the top of the mountain, where there were no boulders in our way.
"Wow! It's cool up here! I want some pancakes. . ." Tree said to me, he made some blueberry pancakes appear and he ate them all, not leaving any for me.
"Can I have some pancakes?" I ask him.
"No, no pancakes for you, just me," he replies, his face was stuffed with food.
Tree teleported us back to my house and I fell asleep on the kitchen counter.
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SO THAT IS HOW YOU SHOULD WRITE PPL. AND USE WORDS NOT LETTERS. FOR EXAMPLE-
R U gonna gimme some pancakes?
NO YOU SAY
Are you gonna gimme some pancakes?
NOW THIS IS HOW YOU DONT WRITE A STORY. THIS BUGS ME SOOOOOO MUCH LIKE ERMERGERD.
I am a talking waffle named Poo. I am very cool and I luv to talk. I am a frozen waffle and one day I was about to die. So here's the story: a girl named Banana took me out of the box in the freezers. "You're gonna be a yummy waffle," she says. She carries me over to the toaster. "Nuh uh gurl, u ain't gonna eat me," I yell at her. She screams. "Oh yas I am," she says. I take out my katakana and slice Banana to pieces. Then I grow my magical arms and legs and jump out of the kitchen yelling, "IM FREE!" And I ran away to waffle land and lived happily ever after.
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OHMYGOD THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WRITE.
NEVER EVER WRITE LIKE THAT IT GIVES ME MIGRANEZ. NO ONE LIKES THAT.
YOU ARE READING
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SonstigesThis piece of trash is basically me ranting about clichés and other stupid things in my life. Also I will be reviewing books, suggest a book if you want me to review it.
