Past and futurous

Chapter 1- Waking up!!! To face miserable minutes of my life.....

"Wake up honey! You're gonna get late."

"Yes mom! Chill out. I am getting up."

There she goes ruining my sweet life, waking me from my superlative precious sleep which attends me bit too rare. I get out and start folding my comfy blanket and the thought of forgeting something suddenly strikes my semi-concious mind.......Well, did I...?

Ohh crap! It's my ever-so-sweet mom's birthday! I forgot it for the million-th time.Not that she is on her million-th birthday but just expressing my atrocious habit of forgetting.

Leaving my room as messsed up as ever, I run down to wish her.....

"Happy B'day Mommy!!!" 

'Yeah,Yeah I know I am late but atleast I remebered it much faster than last year!? [ b'cuz last year was a disaster!] I am showing improvement'

I so wanted to say that before she could start -off with her  'How you should remember your loved ones b'day' lecture. Trust me, it is not very pleasant to listen to.

"Thanks honey! Good you showed improvement and I hope today doesn't end up last year's-today."

Well she kind of surprised me with her reply! 

"And now my birthday gift is- Go Eat Bran!" 

Darn it! There goes her not-so-friendly revenge. "Oh come on mom! Is this an eye for an eye or something?!" 

"I don't wanna hear a word. Yummy food is out of your reach....just look how fat you have grown!"

After listening to her words I anxiously scan myself and shoot up anticipating her trick. "Mom, are you tryna trick me into eating the bran?? Then lemme tell you that your try went in vain......"

"No further squabbles......if bran is not likely to please you then go find something for yourself. And remember, your jersey is hanging on the pink hanger, in the pink cupboard, next to the pink lamp.....don't forget it."

"What's with you and pink today, mom?"

"It's no deal anyway. And I am getting late......Bye!"

"BYEE!"

"Ohh wait.....now what on earth do I need a jersey for?!? I mean right nnao----......."

BANNGG!!

What the hell?? Was slaming the door on my face her reply?

Anyways....ummmm....bbut was she serious at 'me looking fat part'?

I dont want to sound like I am bragging ,but I have got comments on me being skinny but what's the bigg deal in checking out meself at the mirror.

I sprint up the stairs as fast as I can ,almost at the room , and then my fascinating football comes on the way!------Football?? Football.....!! My stupid word-connect thought always reminds of the  things at the wrong time.

Freak!! My football match today!! Sharp at 10 AM!! The thought of getting late makes me do a 360 degree spin for the awful glimpse at the clock.And I knew it as usual I got 15 mins in hand to do all the things in the world before a football match trust me its no easy job!

Realisation finally struck me the JERSEY was for THIS!!!

Crap! If I don't jump off my incoherent thoughts and rush to attend 15 miserable  minutes of my life...I had it today!!