It was an average Saturday morning I was there on my phone constantly watching those musical.lys kids make these days and shake my head in disappointment in what this generation has come to.
"Rice!" I hear afrogum yell across from the studio.
"What's up dude?" I ask
"Jacob Sarnotorius just gave you the BIGGEST L!"
As in that moment Jacob aka rolf knew he fucked up.
"No way is a 13 year old giving me an L, I'm ricegum I take no L's".
"But he even did a diss track on you".
"Is it fire?"
Afrogum slowly nodded turning his laptop over and showing him the video.
"Yo, this shit ain't cool, go get the camera I'm about to fire back at elf eared kid".
"Ready in 3...2...1".
"Yo it's your boy ricegum back for another video. So the other day I was just scrolling down twitter having a good time until this tweet came up to me. So this so called "Jacob Sarnotorius" gave me an L. So as you guys may know I posted two videos called "These Kids Most Be Stopped" and another by the title "13 Year Old Roasts Me" which includes this Jacob kid. He literally went on his livestream and started roasting me out of nowhere. Guys just check out this video and see for yourselves.
*Livestream*
"So I'm doing a Q&A, leave some questions".
*Question- What's your opinion bout ricegum?
"Ricegum? Ohh, ricegum that 30 year old that lit roasted me and got a ton of views? Yeah I know rice'
"Ricegum just does the titles for attention and views, if it wasn't for me and the other musers he'll still be in his mom's basement".
Question- roast ricegum.
"Alright. First of all boi tell me why his hair looks like a freakin' crocodile and second go back to selling Chinese food with your family, no wonder your names ricegum".
*back to vid*
"Alright first of all I didn't write the titles to get views and attention, I just did them for entertainment, and second I do not live in my mom's basement I still live in my parents house but in my own room. And third. Why is this kid being racist? Just because my eyes look small doesn't mean you can fun of them just like that. And why am I getting roasted by a 13 year old? I mean look at my teeth and looks at yours at least I'm not the one stuck with braces.
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and those lips, so you can afford an iPhone but not a chapstick? That's just sad.
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"So there you have it guys that's all it . That is all it for this vid. like, share subscribe and I will see you guys next week".
A/N: um this is the first chapter of this storyandI decided to do it like "Jacob Sartorius Roasts Me 2' on rice's channel
