"Hamlet is a classical tale--" I say quietly as I'm reading my essay out loud to myself, before I am cut off by the smell of smoke. I lift my head up and take in a couple of deep sniffs. Oh god Jenna, what did you do this time.
I bolt into the kitchen to see a freaking out Jenna and a small fire on the stove. I immediately grab the extinguisher from under the sink and spray out the fire.
"Jenna what the hell were you doing?" I say while waving my hand in front of my face trying to clear the air.
"I-I was t-trying to make s-s-some dinner and I-- " she stammers out but I cut her off by laughing.
"Jenna it's ok, it's not like the first time it's happened .." I smirk.
"Ha-ha-ha" She laughs sarcastically and pours the food in the trash. "Cooking classes didn't exactly help you did huh Jenna?" I add on.
"Very funny Bitch."
"So where did your brother go?"
"To a club with my friend Bridgett, they have been dating on and off for about a year, and to tell you the truth I'm ready for it to end completely"
"Why?"
"Because Bridgett's a bitch and ill be damned if I let that little succubus from hell become my sister-in-law!"
"Hahahahahahaha, well good luck with that. Your brother looks a lot different since the last time I saw him, I don't think he remembers me though".
"Probably not, i mean you lost about 40 pounds, grew boobs and an ass, i would say its better off he doesnt remember you...So what do you want to do today?" She asks me while plopping down on the couch.
"We could go to the beach?" I imply hesitantly.
"Ya ! And we could go when it gets dark and take glow sticks and play glow in the dark beach volleyball with Caleb, Ashley and some other people! It will be soooo much fun!" Jenna is always one to come up with random crap out of the blue, but to be honest, it sounded like a good idea.
"Sweet, I will text them while you get everything ready. I think we still have a bunch if glow sticks from Kadens birthday party" (her little cousin) I add.
"Fuck yeah, im a genius" She screamed while running down the hallway into her room.
"Oh and Jenna"
"Yeah?"
"Your Camel toe is showing"
***
Eric's P.O.V
"Eric, are you fucking retarded? you liked all of her pictures on instagram, you text her all the time, and you even have your own nick name names for eachother? You're in a relationship with me dammit, not her, not anyone else. I just dont know why you would do this to me...."
"SHE'S MY FUCKING SISTER FOR CHRISTS SAKE, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAD?"
suddenly I look over at her and her top is pulled lower and she is pushing up her breast.
"What the hell are you doing Bridgett!?"
"I figured I would try to find a new man here considering my current one doesn't give a shit about me".
"You know what, get out. I am fucking sick of your bullshit! Get out! Now!"
"Im not getting out of this fucking car, just take me home"
I give her a stern look and grit my teeth before turning around and heading back to her apartment.
I pull into her drive way and harshly park the car "Get out!"
we sit there for a few more seconds and she hasnt moved
" What are you doing? GET OUT!"
"Im not getting out until you open the door for me"
"oh you fucking bitch" I murmor while getting out of the car. I walk around to the other side and open the passanger door "Fucking happy now? are you amused? now get the hell away from me. we are over, for good. No more " I love you" no more makeup sex, no more "I want you back". Bridgett, everone has a soul mate, that one person they're meant to be with for the rest of their life. And i can gladly say, you are not that girl for me. Adios crazy bitch"
Before she can even respong im already back in the car and on my way to Jenna's apartment.
I burst in the front door and punch a gaping hole in the wall right when jenna walks out of the kitchen
"What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Just. Do"
"Ill fix it, dont worry, im just.... im fucking pissed alright? i need a fucking drink.."
"Ok, well um im not Dr. Phil or anything, but my advice to you is to just come with me and Brittney to the beach and drink to your hearts content"
"I dont have swim trunks?"
"you can always wear a bikini. Dont worry, its high fashion"
Just then Brittney walks into the living room
"We ready?"
"yeah let me change real quick though" I walk back to the spair bedroom and open up my suitcase. I just throw on some kaki shorts and a black tanktop with some hollister flip flops. I walk out of the door and see myself out of the corner of my eye in Brittneys mirror.
I walk into her room where the mirror is and start admirroring my defined muscles and flex my pecks to make them dance
then Brittney walks into her room
"oh my fucking god" she says immediatly when she sees me, then puts her hand over her eyes and turns around then walks back out the door
"I know perfection like this is a lot to take in, dont even worry about it honey"
"well, if you want to stay here mentally fucking yourself in the mirror, you're more than welcome, but meanwhile, i will be at the beach, ok?"
"im coming, im coming, calm down babe"
"call me babe one more time and i'll bitch slap you sooooooooooo god damn hard"
"Babe thats not nice"
Then she just reaches back and backhands me across the face
"just call me Pimp Mama Brittney, Bitch"
***
xoxo Taylor-
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Dont Push Your Luck
Genç KurguBrittney Newman had the perfect life. Loving friends, wealthy family, great boyfriend, and even has an Academic scholarship to the university of Berkeley California. But what happens when her roommates brother turns her world upside down? She doesn'...
