Growing up with a psychopath

School

I'm so sorry for keeping you guys waiting!
Here it is!
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So this was school. Not exactly what Peter was expecting but it'll do. There was a lot of kids here, lots. Peter felt very awkward. Luckily, he had Wade with him and that was more than enough.

"Baby boy, oh my god, you're gonna either love this place or hate cause there ain't no in between, trust me, I've looked." Wade sorta whispered the last bit, but the first part of his sentence was said with a lot of enthusiasm.

Tony, Steve and Logan, who were watching {STALKING},  the two boys all had different reactions to Wades outburst; (you forgot about these guys didn't you author?)
Tony lost his shit in the corner.
Steve couldn't hide his smile quick enough
And Logan just smirked and nodded his head approvingly.

"Wade?" Peter asked hesitantly
Wade gave a grunt of acknowledgement as he turned to look at Peter.

"We'll be in different classes, won't we?" Peter asked quietly as he looked quickly up at Wade before averting his eyes.

Wade gave a quick intake of air and looked away, guilty, "Yeah, we will be, but don't worry your cute,little face about it because we'll see each other at lunch and break!"

Peter seemed to brighten up at that before nodding and running off to the line that the children his age had been told to go to.

Scene change brought to you by the yellow box. {THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, ME!}

(Ahem, scene change to Baby boys classroom)

{D-did you just call baby boy, baby boy?!? *HIGHPITCHEDSQUEALS*

(What no-)

{ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS FIC HAVE JUST READ YOU DO IT!}

(That doesn't make sense-)

{I HAVE WITNESSES!!!! }

(Shut up and get on with the scene change)

Peter was told by the teacher, Ms. Waterworth, to sit wherever he wanted to and so he sat at an abandoned table at the top, right hand corner of the classroom. Then he observed the class he was going to be with.

27. That's how many children were here, excluding him. Including him there were 28. There were 14 girls he counted and so that meant there were also 15 boys, including him and so that meant that there were even numbers of people and thus meaning he wasn't going to be on any of the teams for sports. Yay...

But then again that meant equal numbers when you don't count him and so that means...ULTIMATE MATCHMAKER TEAM OF PETER AND WADE!! Oh, Peter was getting excited and giddy on the inside at the thought!

While Peter was thinking, three other people had sat down at the other vacant seats at the table he was occupying.

"um excuse?" A mystery voice calls to Peter and as Peter looks up he realises that three other people have sat down at his table. Two girls and one other boy. The two girls were both pretty but Peter wasn't really interested, after all, he had Wade. One girl had short, blonde hair with blue eyes and thick, trimmed red glasses. She was wearing a white plaid skirt and a blue jumper, she also had red strapped shoes with white, knee high socks. The other girl had long, red hair and green eyes. She was wearing a blue dress that reached her knee's and a green cardigan with black, strapped shoes and ankle socks. The boy was also quite handsome, for a six year old, but he had nothing on Wade. He had messy, brown hair and green eyes and was wearing a simple blue t-shirt with dark denim jeans and red trainers.

"Yes?" Peter inquires towards the red head who had spoken.

The red head, now smiling brightly at being acknowledged, says,"Well we were wondering if you'd like to be our friend? Oh by the way, I'm Mary-Jane Watson, the blonde girl is Gwendolyne Stacey but we just call her Gwen and finally this guy is Harry Osborne and-" Whatever Mary Jane was about to say was cut off by Gwen.

"So what's your name?"  Gwen asks as she gets glared at by her friend but ignores it to smile warmly at Peter.

"Um my name is Peter Alexander Stark-Roger,"

And then there was silence.

"...You mean your parents are Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, as in Iron Man and Captain America?" Gwen asks baffled

"yep," Was Peters short answer.

"okay," And with that Harry, Gwen and Mary Jane shrug and start talking to Peter and eachother as today was the first day so the teachers are letting them make friends.

"Okay kids we're going to have an early lunch and then your parents will come pick you up okay?" Ms. Waterworth says to the class smiling as she opens the door to let all of the students out.

Peter was just about to go find Wade when he heard Mary Jane call out to him, "Hey Peter wanna sit with us in the canteen?"

Peter thought about for a moment before nodding his head and running towards them.

After eating in the canteen they walked to the playground which was basically a huge big plot of land, half of which had grass and the other half concrete, said playground was full of all of the children in the school which meant Wade had to be somewhere.

"Hey Peter, are you looking for someone?" Mary Jane asks, curious as they kept walking through the playground.

"Ah ya see I'm looking for my friend, Wa-" As he was saying Wade's name he was cut off as he bumped into something or rather, someone.

"Hey what are doing!?" The tall person asks/yells angrily.

"Leave Peter alone Flash, afterall your only a year above us and if you don't start doing your homework then you'll have to repeat a year with us!" Gwen said as she stood in front of Peter.

Flash rolled his eyes,"Oh yeah well what about it hmm? And is poor petey wetey going to hide behind Gwen? Ha pathetic," Flash then advanced towards Peter, pushing Gwen easily out of the way and grabbed Peters shirt and held him up in the air and was about to say something, that is until he felt a murderous aura from behind him and looked to see none other that Wade Wilson.

"Ah Wade," Flash was nervous as he put Peter down. This was Wade, a kid a year above him, a kid with the best grades in his year and a kid who was infamous for being a monster in a fight. Flash was about to continue his sentence when a small blur pushed past him and tackled Wade.

It was Peter. Flash almost felt sorry for the kid and was about to laugh at the kids misfortune until Wade got right back up and twirled Peter and spun him around in the air laughing.

"Baby boy!"

B-baby boy? Flash paled dramatically and quickly took off.

"Bye guys, I'm going to go hang out with Wade!" Peter said happily as he waved. His friends, to shocked to wave back simply nodded as he took off.

After all that, Peter decided maybe school wasn't going to be as bad as he originally thought. After all he had one badass 'friend'.

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Okay yeah I'm going to update again this Friday, I promise and I'll be more prominent with the updates from now on!
FAREWELL FOR NOW MY PRECIOUS READERS!!!