Mixed Crazyness (Percy reads her story)

Vaporizing Teachers

Zeus started reading. "The Lightning Thief..."

I ACCIDENTLY VAPORISE MY PRE-ALGEBRA TEACHER, Zeus started.

"Tsk,tsk shame on you Percy, just because you don't like your pre-algebra teacher doesn't mean you can vaporize her," Apollo lightening the mood even more.

"How do you accidentally vaporize someone?" asked Will.

"It was an accident! I swear!" Percy exclaimed, causing everyone to snicker.

"Obviously, you ask Percy to do it for you!" Conner answered the question, grinning.

"Yeah, cause she can do anything!" Travis finished, causing Percy to roll her eyes.

Did you know that hero's never allowed to give up, a hero always wins. There cool and can beat anything and can save everyone. They put everyone over themselves and care about the people who are screwing them over.

"Do you really feel like you have to be like that?" Aphrodite of all people asked. Nobody answered her. Well except for man-whore, childish, crazy, and somehow innocent Theseus.

"Well, duh. What do you think these demigods think with you whores knocking up their parents and giving them a life full of misery and terror?" The gods looked down guiltily while Percy popped up.

"Look who's talking." Everyone laughed. Theseus was a man-whore too. But he was a nice one.

I'm supposed to be a hero. Oh, ah. Well mostly, I'm going to tell you how it really happened.

"Wait a minute why would the Muses change the story?" annabeth asked, "What happen that we didn't want everybody else to know?" Percy looked away almost guiltily. While Will looked down, due to all the things she had told him and he had seen.

"I don't know but the Fates are determined that we know the whole story" athena said.

Now where did it start? I guess I'll use a few lines from the lightning thief.

Look, I didn't ask to be a demigod.

If you think you are one, take my advice:

"No! Unless you plan on getting killed don't ever listen to Percy's advice, unless it's a battle plan or an emotional speech" Will exclaimed. Making those who didn't understand stare at him as if he was mad.

The others would have defended Percy, who was pouting cutely, making her look innocent and adorable (both of them), if it wasn't for the fact that it was one hundred percent true.

"She does give good emotional speeches though..." Frank added, think back to the time Percy told him they needed him. Percy grinned at him for the support.

Will was a BIT jealous.

close this book right now.

The Stolls jumped onto Zeus lap, grabbed the book, and shut it tight, before flinging it across the room, only to hit Nico in the face, sliding of his dark hair and onto Leo, who almost set it on fire but thanks to Percy's awesome fireproof powers and water abilities, it survived, however, was sent flying into the air, hitting the Stolls who had been electrocuted by Zeus, sending it in the direction of Hercules, who bat it away towards Hazel, who screamed and made a jewel come up so it hit Luke, bouncing of onto Silena's lap, who gave a yelp and sent it flying towards Hephaestus's face, but it was repelled by his ugliness and landed back open on the page on Zeus's lap.

"That. Was. AWESOME!" Percy, Theseus, Apollo, Hermes, P.J, both Stolls, Chris, Leo, Luke, and Will shouted, laughing their heads off. Thalia rolled her eyes, whacking Percy on the back of the head, who just laughed harder, nudging her with her shoulder so she laughed, as Jason stared on jealously. It was his sister. Young Annabeth gaped. Thalia wasn't so close to anyone, not even her. But it was Percy they were talking about so... Meanwhile, Leo was whacked by Piper, and the Stoll's went wobbling to their chairs from the impact of the wall they had made by Zeus's electricity, only to be whacked by Katie.