Let Me Be Boring

Shave your arms

Okay so we all know mist men have hairy arms
I, being %65 male %23 female and %22 confused, also have fairly hairy arms.
But my mom doesn't like that because I have boobs and that means I have to be fully shaved and feminine, therefor, I was told to shave my arms when I showered.

So when I was showering I did the normal shower stuff and only when the water was turning cold did I remember to shave.
I quickly shaved all the shave places and got out, got dressed, and went to my room to make fun of dating sims.

It is only now that, a day later in my way to my D's house, do I realize that I only shaved one arm.
*Claps*
Also as soon as i woke up I had to HURRY UP GO GO GO because I stayed up till all night and crashed at 8a.m., waking up at 4p.m.
Because I was in a rush all I did was throw on a shirt and pants, barley brush my hair, and get in the truck.

So not only am i going to a person I love's house with her strict grandparents and judgy brother with one arm shaved, but I'm not going to talk because my breath stinks (there's also all the other FLAWS on me)
I can tell today will be just "PERFECT"