The crab god created the first two crabs with perfection. The two...brenda an steve lived in the shore of eden. This place was heavenly perfection.
The crab god created one rule..do not eat coconuts from the palm tree of knowlege..
Brenda grew very intrigued by the tree...a lobster (that of satan) grew aware of her curiosity. He attempted to lure her to the juicy froots.
She grew more tempted and soon sucked the white liquid from the brown treat...
The crab god grew furious and banished the crabs to the sea where they repopulated and created the crabs we know today.
