(Dark Pit x Fem reader)Keep Calm and Slap Dat ass

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~Viridi's Temple~

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these.... Angels like Dark Pit, Should be























ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!

Dark Pit was on his IPhone 6 looking at "Keep Calms". He soon stopped to one that satisfied him.He got off his phone and used the power-of-flight, and flew to Palutena's temple.

Timeskip

You were in Palutena's training room using your (F/w) while shooting/hitting/slicing enemy targets. You felt like you were being watched so you turned around to see nothing there. So you went back to training. Little did you know a shadowy figure was sneaking up behind you.

closer......








And Closer













AND CLOSER

Until......






*Slap*




"NYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"








You were slapped on your butt by non-other than.......
Dark Pit.

"PITTOO WHAT THE FLIP!?"
You yelled rubbing your butt from the slap.


Dark Pit then said, "Keep Calm, and SLAP DAT ASS!" With that he activated the Power-of Flight and flew out a close by window leaving you confused.

Dark Pit then said, "Keep Calm, and SLAP DAT ASS!" With that he activated the Power-of Flight and flew out a close by window leaving you confused

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