You: IM DYING
Dyl: why
You: My husband Dylan O'brien is dating Britt Robertson
Dyl: you didn't know that
You: No I know, but I just get upset about it
Dyl: do you not like her?
You: No, I love her but just not with my husband
Dyl: oh
You: DYLAN HELP IM STILL DYINGGGGGG
Dyl: whyyyyyyyyy
You: BECAUSE SEASON 6 OF TEEN WOLF IS THE LAST SEASSSOOOONNN
Dyl: I'm sad
You: doesn't seem like it
Dyl: IM SADDDDDDD
You: Now it seems like it
Dyl: I'm gonna miss teen wolf
You: sameeeee
You: dude
Dyl: what
You: I.
You: Am.
You: Dying.
Dyl: what now
You: I'm at fatburger
Dyl: and?
You: my husband is here
Dyl: what is he doing
You: he's looking down at his phone
Dyl: interesting
You: he just caught me starring
Dyl: lol
You: this isn't funny. This is a crisis
Dyl: I dare you to wave
You: okay
You: OH MY LORD HE WAVED BACK
Dyl: cooooolllllll
You: do you not get how exciting this is
Dyl: lol
You: imma die he gave me a note
Dyl: WHAT DOES IT SAY
You: to meet him back here ON TUESDAY
Dyl: You have 5 days to prep for that moment
You: I'm dying
