Ticking Temper [One Direction: Niall Horan]

Barchelor party

-Niall's P.O.V-

Oh my bloody fucking God!

"Mate, calm you manboobs." Zayn said, nearly freaking out because of me.

"Yeah, your wedding is in a week." Bones said. I gave him the stinck eye and kept pacing.

"You know what?" Louis piped in, getting frustrated by my nervous self. "We're getting you drunk. Time for your barchelor party." Louis said, making all the other boys cheer. Even Peter.

"You're not coming, kiddo. You're still 15." I told him and he huffed.

"Awe... Tell me what you're doing at least?" He made a puppy face that looks exactly like Jack's.

"Strippers, alcohol and loud music." Fist smirked, the others following suit, while Peter only scowled at us. "Aka strip club, which you're still too young for."

"Why the hell am I too young? Do you have any idea what Harry shows me on the computer?" He pointed to the curly haired lad, who looked at Peter for a bit. Liam then yelled Harry's name, making Haz flee the room with Liam on his tail.

"That's besides the point. I think we need to put on some kind of pornblocker on Harry's computer. I'm not joking. Worst is: He probably gets most of his pictures from Mash herself." We all groaned now. Zayn seriously just had to say that.

"Ew.." We muttered quietly in sync, then split up and got ready for the party.

I went into my room and sighed, seeing it empty. We're in mine and Jack's place and they put up this really stupid rule about me not being allowed to see my bride in a week. Only speak on the phone or text.

Which brings me to reality, Jack's calling.

I quickly answered and put it on speaker so I can change my clothes and shower while talking to her.

We have the most awesome shower. I can connect the phone with it, so I can hear her over the water.

"Hi, baby." I said, smiling already. I heard her sigh while I got undressed.

"Hey. Eleanor! Too tight!" She groaned, making me chuckle.

"Sorry, you're boobs are too big!" Eleanor said in the background, making me bit my lip.

"Ha-ha. The dress is too tight." Jack muttered some cuss words at the end. "Sorry, Nialler. El is trying to sip up the back off a stupid dress, cause they decided on having the barchelorette party tonight."

Jealousy bubbled up in me right away.

"Where are you going?" I asked her, turning on the shower.

"Er.... Mash, where are we going?" She asked and I heard some muffled talking. "Some club... I dunno what to expect, but I have this bad bad feeling almost naked boys are in the picture." She sighed. I pursed my lips and let out a huff of breath, washing out the shampoo from my hair.

"Yeah, the lads are doing the same tonight. They're bringing me to a strip club for my barchelor party." I said and could imgaine her pout.

"You better not enjoy it." She warned jokingly.

"Ditto." I mumbled and heard giggling in the background. "What?" Jack huffed and I heard a smack.

"Ow." Sam cried out jokingly.

"They're being stupid, like always. Anyways, I'm joking. Enjoy your last week of being unmarried. If you get a booty in your face, slap it. Just don't fuck anyone." She said and I laughed. Yeah, she's great. There was another groan from Jack then. "Heels are my death."

"Yeah, enjoy your night as well, love. Just don't let 'em touch you, that's my job." I said and heard her laugh.

"I know, I know. Don't worry. I'm not stupid while I'm drunk." She said and I nodded and turned off the shower, caue I finished. I grabbed a towel that hung near by and began drying myself. "I'd much rather just cuddle with you though. They're making me wear this God awful banner and tiara."

"Not awful!" Dani chirped. I sipped on my boxers right then and stepped out of the shower. I took my phone and walked into the closet.

"It's awful." Jack whispered. I just chuckled and found some alright clothes to wear.

"Yeah, I gotta go though. The lads are knocking on my door now." I informed her, hearing them knock on my door.

"Okay, I love you." Warmth filled my body and I even blushed a bit at her words. I stopped moving around and fiddled with my buttons for a bit, smiling.

"I love you too, baby. See you at the ceremony." She giggled cutely, making the butterflies errupt in my stomach.

"Yeah, you better look at me, cause my dress is fancy, just for you." I grinned stupidly and finished getting dressed. Taking the phone of speaker, I went out of the room and past Liam and Fist.

"I promise. My eyes will be on you the second I get the chance." I said and rolled my eyes, seeing Louis and Harry dramatice her walking down the aisle. Harry tipped on his toes and smiled overly wide, Louis standing straight and looking at him 'dreamy eyed'. Harry walked up to him and they fake made out. Everyone laughed but I just walked out the door, totally ignoring the idiots.

"Kay, I miss you." She sighed and I heard a door shut in the background.

"I miss you too, our bed is cold without ya." I got seated in the car, the rest piling in after me, all of them buzzing. I looked back to the house and saw Peter rocking Tommy, waving at us. He's a great baby sitter actually.

"I know. Bye."

"Bye." We hung up and I stuffed my phone in my pocket.

It didn't take long until the car stopped and they pulled me out of the car. Some girls waiting in line squealed seeing us, but we went inside, only smiling and waving at them. Music blared and lights shone brightly.

"We're here for the barcelor party." Harry said and a girl smiled, leading us somewhere. We walked in and saw only some men and mostly half naked woman.

"Who's the groom?" A girl came forward, wearing nothing put some tight and small lingery and killer heels. I tried to stay in the back, but they all pushed me forward and I gave her a small smile. "Well isn't it Niall Horan?" She said, her hand placed on my chest. I wanted to step back, but someone kind of held me there.

"Yup, the one and only." Liam said and she giggled.

"You drinkin'?" I nodded and she nodded as well. The girl began walking and my eyes widened seeing her firm ass. She swayed her hips and led us to the bar. "I'm Coco by the way. I'm gonna help you around tonight. Give them a few, Toni." She said to the bartender. He nodded and soon different coloured drinks was placed in front of us.

Coco got some girls to take them and walked us over to a table. It was more like a couch with a small table there. We sat down and there was a lot of room in front of us, making it easy for girls to come and give lap dances for example.

"You all want a round with some girls?" Coco asked and they accepted. I sat quietly, but downed a couple of drinks so I could do this. The music played in the back ground as a few girls came to us. I got a black haired girl who reminded me of Megan Fox.

"I'm Bonnie. You're the groom right?" She asked as she turned her ass to me.

"Yeah, that's me." I confirmed and bit ym lip as she began dancing sensually. The other lads were already getting their own little show with a dancer each.

The night was filled with a lot of sensual dancing, half naked woman, alcohol, laughing and grunk talking.