Pillow Pets!

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Firepaw: Graypaw! I found a fluffy unicorn

Graypaw: OMSC WHERE IS IT

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw: *ignores him* gimme gimme gimme the unicorn!

Firepaw: it's right here! And there are 2! They are called, "Pillow Pets"

Graypaw: OMSC! We should use them as our nests!

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw: *looks at the kit* will you be quiet, mousebrain?

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw: *tries to ignore the kit* *walks away* *trips over a root* FOXDUNG!

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw: *ignores the kit* okay where was I- FLUFFY UNICORN PILLOW PETS THEYRE SO FLUFFY OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC

Randomkit: don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :) don't swear :)

Graypaw: you mousebrain you-

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw what are you, a tape recorder?

Random kit: no

Graypaw: good, and you stay that way mousebrain

Random kit: don't swear :)

Graypaw: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! *boots the kit to the moon like Garfield does to Odie* YOU MOUSEBRAIN

Random kit: *in StarClan* don't swear :)

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Two things:

1. If you don't know how Garfield boots Odie because you haven't read the comics, you have no life

2. Graypaw reminds me of Ron Weasly from Harry Potter XD

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