Today I want to stay indoors and not come out until I can actually do my makeup right.
This crap takes years to complete and the universe won't even let me in its good graces and give me a good eyeliner day.
Honestly its so sad how horrible one eye comes out compared to the other.
Left Eyeliner- productive, steady financial income, two children, loving marriage, college degree, amazing job
Right Eyeliner- lives outside of a Home Depot in a crate, can't afford child support, has no legs, people call it "Weird Dave"
The world is cruel to bad eyeliner.
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बेतरतीबHonestly just a bunch of my opinions and stuff you probably won't want to read.
