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1. for stupid/ annoying people
2. clever responses to common (and very irritating questions)
3. guys (and dicks)
4. roses are red, violets are blue...
5. just shut up already!

this is a collage of comebacks that I have found. I decided to make my own book because a lot of the ones I found I thought were too offensive to the point that it was rude.

MOST OF THEM ARE NOT MY OWN!

also I tried to organize the types of comebacks, so I hope that helps when reading it.

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