How To Basic

How To Make Pizza

Hey guys so today I'm gonna be teaching you how to make pizza.

Step 1: By all the standard pizza ingredients, dough, sauce, cheese, ect.

Step 2: Take the whole package of dough, open it, and throw it onto your kitchen floor

Step 3: Start roughly stomping on the pizza dough until you comment flatten it.
(Tips: You don't have to say your feet before hand it just adds to the flavor.)

Step 4: Go outside and grab a giant hunk of dirt, once you get back inside throw all of the dirt onto your dough.
(Tips: Make sure you flatten out the hunk of dirty into you pizza.)

Step 5: Open every jar of sauce you bought, poor one jar into your head and the rest into the pizza.

Step 6: Take every bag of cheese you bought, open then all, eat all of the cheese you bought.

Step 7: Go into your bathroom and grab every roll of toilet paper you have, unroll every roll of toilet paper you have and throw it onto your pizza.

Step 8: Grab your blow torch and light that shit up.
(Tips: Ignore that your kitchen is probably on fire and stick to your main goal.)

Step 9: Put out the fire before you die and grab a bag of marshmallows.
(Tips: The marshmallows must be huge.)

Step 10: Take two of the marshmallows and put them on your feet like socks, sprinkle the rest into your pizza.

Step 11: Cut some of your hair off and sacrifice it to the pizza.

Step 12 (Final Step): After you finish the sacrifice of your hair to your pizza monster sit down and enjoy.

I hope you all enjoy making as much pizza as you will ever need.

(A/N: In all seriousness please never do this just order pizza. Remember this is a joke book and is not meant to be taken seriously. Well BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!)