Finders Keepers

December 23rd, 2016

Dear Diary,
I have ordered a mandatory meeting with Lene and La La at the mall today. The Fieldcrest mall is where we spend all of our time when either of us have important news to share. I want to tell them all about the party....and my hookup with Corey. I'm finally going to be able to join their club of non-virgins!
I'll let you know what they say when I get back!
~Nikita

*after the mall*

UGH! I can't believe them! They are such lying, judgemental, two-faced bitched I have ever met!
They totally snapped on me for hooking up with Corey! When I got to the mall the girls were waiting for me in the food court. I ordered a smoothie from Smoothie King and sat down with them. They were sitting at the high table with four white stools...our usual area. This is how it went:

I said, "Hey Ladies! I have big news!"

La La & Lene: "What's up?!"

Me: "Well, Charlene, do you remeber the guy you introduced me to at your party? Corey Hendrix?"

Lene: "ummm...the basketball player? Yeah I remeber. What does he have to do with anything?"

Me: "We really hit it off! We talked for a long time!"

La La: "That's what you brought us here for? To tell us you talked to a boy? I could have been babysitting a snot-nosed brat right now! This story better have more to it."

Me: "Calm down, Negative Nancy! There is, in fact, more to the story. Well after we finished talking, he lead me to the your brothers room in the back. We kept talking and....we did it!"

Lene&La La: "Did what?"

Me: "Did...it! You know. Had sex."

Lene: "OH MY GAWD! Angela, please tell me this girl did not just say she had sex in the backroom of my house! Niki, are you crazy? How could you. He has a crazy ex-girlfriend! How could you be so stupid? So naive? So desperate?"

Me:"Hold on! What do you mean? Your first time was with Timothy Reynolds. He's a known man-whore. How dare you come at me like that."

Lene: "No I didn't!"

Me: "Yes you did! You said you had sex with Timothy Reynolds at the winter formal last year in the girls bathroom!"

Lene: "No I didn't!"

Me: "What are you talking about? Yes you did-"

Lene: "I lied, okay! I lied! I never hooked up with Timothy Reynolds. I tried to but he turned me down. I have never hooked up with anyone."

The busy food court noise seemed to quiet down. I looked around and there were a multitude of stares in our direction.

Me: "WHAT THE HELL! I only did this because y'all were pressuring me to meet someone, and now I find out you haven't even had sex yet?!? What about you Angela? Did you ever REALLY hookup with Gene Whitman? Or was that a lie too?"

La La looked down at her smoothie, stirring vigorously trying to avoid eye contact. Et tu, Angela? She didn't say anything, but her silence said EVERYTHING.

Me: "WOW! You two are the worst!"

La La: "We'll at least we didn't give away our v-card to the largest jackass at Parker High! You should have known better!"

Me: "Fuck you guys!"

With that I just walked out of they'll and walked home. The forty-five minute walk home was the worst. I normally would have called my dad to come pick me up, but I wasn't focused. I just wanted to get as far away from them as possible. I can't believe how judgemental they can be! They are liars! And they cast judgment on me for giving it up, but when I had thought they did it I was nothing but supportive! Those two bitches can have each other! I HATE THEM! We are no longer friends.
Pissed off,
Nikita