Byakuya's Terrible Morning

It was a blazing morning and Byakuya was still asleep. Until 11:00am, he woke up as terrible as a tree. Then he got out of bed, but he actually fell down.

"Crap!" Byakuya whined.

"Man! You're really the clumsy one. I think you need some coffee. Do you think?" Ichigo said.

"Yeah, I'm going to do that." Byakuya respond.

When Byakuya stood up, Ichigo saw that his hair is messed up.

"Damn Byakuya! Your hair is messed up. "Ichigo pointed out.

"I know." Byakuya said with a little sarcasm.

" You want me to comb it for you?" Ichigo asked.

"NO!" Byakuya said angrily.

He went to the bathroom and brush his teeth first. But honestly he forgot how to brush.

So he asked himself,"Shit! How do you use this tooth brush and the toothpaste?"

"REALLY YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH?!" Renji shockly said.

"Quiet! I'm thinking!" Byakuya said.

"Bet it's going to take forever." Renji said.

Byakuya murmured once Renji said it.

"Oh well, I didn't need to brush anyway. I'll just wash my face, but with what?"

"You've got to be kinding me." Rukia said with exhaustion.

"All you have to do is use soap and rub it around your face."

"Now I get it." Byakuya said as he finally get it.

When he use the soap to wash his face, he used the toilet paper instead of the towel. He left some peices of paper on his face.

When Renji, Rukia, and Ichigo saw Byakuya's face, they all slapped their faces.

"Captain, you used the the wrong item to dry your face." Renji stated.

"Oh, let me fix that."

He went back to the bathroom to get all the pieces of toilet paper out of his face with a towel.

"Better?"

"Better." Renji answered.

As they all went to the kitchen, they all ate some breakfast. While all of a sudden, that repugnant smell out of Byakuya's mouth.

"Um did you brush your teeth?" asked Ichigo.

"Yea!" Byakuya answered.

"Captain come here." as Renji grabbed Byakuya's hand and dragged him to the bathroom. Then he did everything that he need to do until he come back and he's all band new.