Rap monster: Did you know? That mostly 99%-----
You: Namjoon! I'm gonna give birth! Stop giving trivia and stay at my side!
Rap monster: Sorry dear. I just can't hold it back.
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You: Jin jusko! Dito ka lang sa tabi ko habang nanganganak ako!
Jin: Pagdasal mo na mas maganda yan sakin ha. Pag hindi babalik ulit yan sa loob.
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Jimin: *cross fingers* *whispers* Sana po kamukha ni Jungkook. Sana po kamukha ni Jungkook. Sana po kamukha ni Jungkook.
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Suga: Holy sht. Nakakatamad naman toh! *sleeps*
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You: Hoseok! Dito ka lang sa tabi ko.
J-hope: Oo. Andito lang ako para sa---*le faints*
You: -____-
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V: Teka! Bat napunta yan dyan? *points to the baby that you are giving birth*
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Jungkook: /Siya yung umire para sayo. Wala eh. Golden maknae eh. -____-/
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bangtan one shots ⚠: UNDER CONSTRUCTION
RandomWarning: under construction 1000 words one shots and imagines, soon Highest ranking: #70 on fanfiction