The Cup Chronicles

hey guys, thought I'd do something funny and write a whole heap of individual stories about cups. enjoy!! :) Castiel_Burgers

(Coffee) Mugged

Mr. and Mrs. Tea-cosy love going to parties. Well tea parties, that is. Tonight they were attending a scrumptious tea party, where there would be the richest and most famous tea cups and cup-ples from all over the world. Some of these include Martin Teaman, Johnny Cupp, and Seth Green-Tea.

This night was very important for Mr. Tea-Cosy. If he succeeded on making his boss, Mr. Matcha, happy by taking care of everycup then he will get a promotion.

Mr. Tea-Cosy is a very stubborn man at the best of times. Sometimes this causes problems with his wife.

"Sweet-tea, make sure to wear your prettiest saucer tonight. Mr. Green-Tea will be sure to be pouring all over you that way." Mr. Tea-Cosy yelled out to Mrs. Tea-Cosy, who was in the kitchen. Mr. Tea-Cosy had an Australian accent.

"But, honey, I'm not so sure about that... I mean, Seth is a nice guy right? I'm sure that's not necessary." the delicate teacup called back to her husband, her British accent sounding warm.

"You have not met him, sugar. You don't know what he's like. Now do as I say and hop on that small, black plate." the stubborn cup replied.

Mr. Tea-Cosy waltzed into the kitchen wearing a dashing, expensive looking saucer.

"Okay, honey. Help me get on the plate." Mrs. Tea-Cosy gave up before there was another fight.

Mr. Tea-Cosy helped his beautiful wife onto the small black saucer, pushing her back gently and carefully as to not break his delicate best friend.

"Thank you, darling," Mrs. Tea-Cosy said with a giggle.

"Anytime, sweet-tea. Now let's get going before it gets dark," Mr. Tea-Cosy started for the door with Mrs. Tea-Cosy close behind. "It's only a few blocks away."

*****

A few blocks away, in an alley way, the coffee mug gang, known as the Coffee Mug Thugs, waited patiently for their next victim. They hoped for a rich cup-ple to pick on-or worse.

The rich ones are the best. Doesn't matter if they are important. No one messes with these mugs.

*****

Mr and Mrs Tea-Cosy approach the alleyway that will lead them straight to the tea party. It was dark, dirty and smelt of rotten eggs and death. They were going to be late anyway, so this is the best option.

As they shuffled towards it Mrs Tea-Cosy turned to her husband and asked, "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Of course it is, sweet-tea," her husband answered, a small hint of concern in his voice. "I wouldn't take you if it wasn't safe."

"But there could be mugs... or even the Coffee Mug Thugs!" Mrs T-C said with fear in her voice.

"Don't be silly! In this part of town? Never! Now let's keep moving, before it gets dark."

With that Mr and Mrs T-C went into the alley, not fully expecting what they were walking into.

*****

Two teacups came into the alleyway, talking loud enough to alert the CMT hiding in the shadows.

"Are we gonna get these tea-bitches?" the new gang member asked the leader, Al Cappuccino.

"Of course we are, you weak little brat!" the menacing looking gang leader whisper yelled back at the new member.

As the wary looking tea cup-ple neared the middle of the alley, the CMT gang pounced out of the shadows, scaring the tea leaves out of the cup-ple.

"You ready go get mugged bitches?!"

*****

Coffee mugs came from both sides of the alley, surrounding Mr and Mrs T-C.

"Looks like we've hit the tea-pot on this one, hey boss!?" joked one of the hugs, chuckling darkly.

"Let us go!" yelled Mr T-C at the one who made the stupid joke and was still chuckling. The whole gang laughed at this.

"Look at this one! Thinks he can boss us around like he does his minions. Possibly even his with, by looking at this chips on her handle." spoke the leader, still laughing.

"Now listen here, cup," he made a popping sound on the P. "If you don't shut your tea-hole," at this the gang chuckled. "I'll smash you and your wife into tiny pieces. No cup surgeon will be able to fix you."

Mr and Mrs Tea-Cosy shuddered and backed away from this crazy coffee mug.

"You will stay AWAY FROM MY WIFE!" Mr Tea-Cosy retorted, moving forward yo smash the chuckling mug from earlier.

Two other mugs stepped in and pushed him to the ground, smashing Mr T-C's handle off.

Mr Tea-Cosy screeched in pain, while the Coffee Mug Thugs pushed Mrs T-C off her small black saucer and onto the ground.

"NO!" her caring husband screamed, watching as she fell to the ground and smashed into a thousand pieces.

"You just got what you deserved," Al Cappuccino stated. "Now it's time for more pain."

*****

A little time later the Coffee Mug Thugs strolled out of the alley and into the now dark street, bringing with them two plates. One small and black, the other dashing and expensive.

In the alley everything looked just as it was before. No sign of teacups, broken or in one piece.

Everycup looked for Mr and Mrs Tea-Cosy, but they were no where to be found. Their souls and remains will forever stay in the dark alleyway of Death!

HAHAHAHA :'D ok so there will be more, different setting and cups to this one though, and hopefully everyone found that a bit funny. sorry for any typos, didn't check for any. Castiel_Burgers