So after a very long time, I am now working on a new project about pirates :D However thanks to life being so busy. It will take me a little to get my new story up and running. However! I did ask a good friend of mine to do a writing excerise :) I think he did a pretty good job... If this will be part of my new project... well we will have to see ;)
Anyways :D hope you enjoy reading~ [I haven't edited this properly.. will get to it soon]
He sat on his chair in the castle; he knew he had guests coming.
‘WHERE ARE MY SASUAGES??’ he called
‘Master there is a storm coming, it is almost Halloween!’ giggled a maid as he smiled
‘Penisoulis is going be fun with our guests!’ he laughed
‘Master... it’s Pensouslis’ the maid a little hesitant
‘I’m in a good mood today! Get the feast ready!’
‘So it is Master Jensen Argyle II, how are you my old friend’ called Dexter
‘Ah Dexter you came at last, where is the crew of pirates you promised me to you let me meet’
'Oh me dear Master Jensen, the seas out there are extremely rough and hard this evening. The crew must be having an extremely tough time trying to handle the fiesty seas!”
“Oh that is disappointing my friend. I really was looking forward to relieving myself with that female one soon” said Jensen in a creepy tone
“Don't be disappointed Master. As soon as they obtain their Doran Sausage Balloons and are able to shield themselves from a monster named AIDS, it should be clear skies ahead for their arrival!”
“Ah that's potentially devastating my friend. How will I ever be able to obtain those ultimate Unicorns without those bastards?”
Little did Dexter and Jensen know, the pirate crew was in trouble as they were confronted with a crew of bandits out on the heavy and wild seas.
“WE CALL OURSELVES THE POTATO SACKS!! WHO MAY YOU DARE SET SAIL UPON OUR SEAS! SURRENDER YOURSELVES!!”
“Suck my eggroll and go explode in a whiff of your own potatoes!!” cried Eternity.
“She refused our orders! Prepare for battle my fellow belly sackheads!” screamed Jerkoffalot on top of the sounds of the crashing and bellowing seas.
“How the fuck are they gonna fight us? Bounce off their bellies and body slam us?” Eternity turned to her crew. “My fellow pirates prepare your 4 Doran's Blades and prepare to play a game of darts with these fools!!”
“How is this game going to work?” cried Cloud
“Listen in to their battle tactics... these idiots have obviously not heard of the concept of whispering!”
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“Okay my fellow soldiers, since these foolish pirates refuse to give up to our legendary crew, we shall attack! Listen up everyone!” screamed Jerkoffalot
“Aye captain!! I've been bouncing off trampolines for so long now, I wanna try bouncing off humans now!” chanted Mushroom
“YEAHH!!!” as the Potato Sack crew let out an enormous cry of determination.
“YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL SOLDIERS!!! WE GET CLOSE TO THEIR SHIP AND THEN I SHALL LAUNCH YOU ALL OFF THESE TRAMPOLINES!! ONCE YOU ARE IN THE AIR, BODYSLAM THESE FUCKERS AND SQUASH THEM!!! I HAVE EQUIPPED YOU WITH ROCKET JETS SO YOU ALL BETTER MAKE YOUR TARGETS!!!” as Jerkoffalot foolishly commanded his soldiers
