after a long night of partying hard, i pass out on the cold ass floor. it feels just like the closet im forced to sleep in by my adopted family.
after many hours, i finally wake up in a strange place. everything is a shade of red. its hot, now it feels like when my fat adopted father lies on top of me in the hopes of suffocating me. as my vision begins to come back, i see a figure in the corner. the figure comes closer, he looks like an onion but as he gets directly infront of me it becomes clear. it's shrek.
i realise that im tied up on a bed, i whimper as shrek places his big green sausages on my naked body. he whispers in my ear, "welcome to my swamp". the soft words that come out of his mighty ogre mouth gets me so worked up. i hear him shout another name, but i dont quite understand what he said because of his hot accent. it sounded like "kitfer" or "hotlar" but i wasnt sure. it wasnt until i hear the smell of gas and genocide that i realise, it was the great man adolf himself. he leans over me and slaps my naked and fragile body with his mighty hands. he shouts profanity at me in nazi language, i dont know what hes saying but he gets me so horny. "wer ist das wertloses Stück Scheiße?" he screams at shrek. shrek tells him that im someone who is ready. i think, ready for what? but as i look at my surroundings, i notice a giant pentagram on the floor made out of human entrails.
shrek and hitler get on opposite sides of the circle. they start to chant something in a different language. maybe it was americanese? they then pause and look at me, im nervous but im also ready for what they have to offer me. they burst out "TIME FOR THE SHREKTANIC SACRIFICE"
the very words make me tremble in fear and pleasure. hitler grabs a giant spear and dashes towards me. he swipes off my testicles in one quick motion. it hurts so bad but i stay strong for my idols. he then passes the skin to shrek and shrek begins to place it on his eggplant like some sort of condom. hitler puts the testes in my ears like earrings, they look so cute i wish i could have them on everyday. shrek then climbs on me and uses me like the worthless trash i am.
after what seems like forever he finally releases his onion juice inside me. i ask him to save some in a jar so that i can keep it for later, i plan on using the remains as ketchup for my food so i get the taste of his delicious fluids inside me once again. hitler then grabs a giant knife. "DU BIST EKELHAFT" he screams at me in nazi lingo. his voice makes my body quiver into another dimension. he rips out my intestines and then ties it into a noose. i get so excited over the sight of my body pleasing him. he then places the rope over my neck and proceeds to hang me. it feels so amazing as the oxygen escapes my lungs. but before i pass out hitler throws me into the ground like the worthless trash i am and spits on my bruised body. like my adopted incest sister always said, if im not bleeding then im not having a good time.
shrek bends over and reaches inside his butthole, he pulls out some bleach. i quiver so hard the floor begins to vibrate so hard i cause an earthquake. i shrug and say "sorry japan". shrek begins to pour out shots for me and hitler to have. the taste of bleach is so yummy inside me, the bern really adds to the flavour.
after we take our shots, hitler then throws my legs into the air. his eyes tell me everything, hes about to use my legs like the twin towers. he throws his nazi body onto me and trembles fiercly on me. i can feel the steel beams in my legs melt. he screams at me whilst removing my nipples using his dirty overgrown toenails, "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ANNE", his english talk is overwhelmingly attractive that my body cant take it anymore.
this is it, the climax. my body begins to go crazy. shrek and hitler look in amazement as they realise they have finally did it. the shrektanic sacrifice has been completed. lucifer himself emerges out my dick hole and presents his perfect satanic body in front of me. im in so much pain because my penis is being shredded by his devil body, but the view of my lord and saviour infront of me is too much to handle.
once he finally stands in front of me, he turns to me slowly and stares at me in the eyes. the first thing i notice is his 666 eggplants waving around. i know he wants to use them all on me, maybe even at the same time. i quiver furiously, i know deep inside im ready for this. this is what my life has been leading too. i get on my hands and knees and show him that i am ready for the satanic penetration.
but before that something unimaginable happens, shrek and hitler fuse into satans body, gaining 69 new penises. each one of them bigger than the previous 666. i want to feel them in my ass and come out my throat so bad. i want him to feel the stomach acids burning away at his cock because i know thats what he would want.
im ready to become the devils whore.
