Ashton jumps onto Luke's hotel bed, causing the giraffe to look up from the malum fanfiction he was reading. "Wanna cuddle, mother fucker?"
Shrugging, Luke throws his phone out the window and hugs the man child. "I'm never letting you go now, mother fucker."
Ashton giggles like a 5 year old on crack. "I love you, mother fucker."
Giraffe boy then cracks his neck and feeds off his corpse. "I love you too, mother fucker" whispered into the dead drummer's ear.
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