The amazing diary of a goldfish named Frederico

Heeey potato! This is just a little something that we wrote in our English classes, and I decided that I would write it here too, cuz.... uknow... #YOLO  okay leggo

☼ THE AMAZING DIARY OF A GOLDFISH NAMED FREDERICO ☼

Frederico is just a completely normal goldfish, nothing special about that fish. He lives in The United States of America - USA you might call it - somewhere in Texas. He has golden shells, small black eyes that just stares into your soul and a pretty big fin. Like.. reeeally big, bigger than usual. Sometimes it bothers him, but sometimes he thinks it's cool. because then he can swim faster than other goldfishes. Ah, that reminded me! Frederico lives alone. No wife, no kids, no friends, no family. He just woke up one day and BOOF! - he was in that bowl. But he doesn't have any problems about it, the bowl is pretty big.  And he thinks it's fascinating. 

Frederico has a diary, a diary that he write things to. it helps him hold the track on time. So, this is where I stop blabbing and talking about Frederico the goldfish, and that you get to read his diary! Do not ask how I got it though, that's rather something I would like to forget...

5th January.

Dear Diary,

blob blob blob blob. Bluuuub blab, bleb blu! haha, no I'm just kidding. Diary, this is the first time I write to you, it feels AMAZING to finally have someone to talk to. Okey, I am very aware that I'm not talking to yo, but you get it, right? yeah okay. My name is Frederico, I'm a normal goldfish that lives with my owners, and their cat. I really do enjoy life, being single and all that - no kiddos swimming around screaming "HE'S GONNA EAT ME, HE'S GONNA EAT MEE! HEEEEEEELP MOOOOOOOM!" ew.

I am a stern believer that I can not own you, to hear my owners say that I'm theirs, it breaks you down, you know? - So I will not say that your my diary.We share, right?

7th January.

Dear Diary, 

Today was adventurous! I went for a swim today, really refreshing. I needed the trim anyways, I'm starting to gain a little bit of weight. I've discovered do much in my bowl, especially in the south. Today, I found a new bush. It was of plastic too. Diary, is there just plastic trees in this world? The trees on the outside world looks so much more realistic! This would be so much easier of I had internet here.. Til' next time, friend!

11th January.

My deeeear Diary, 

I got food today! It tasted like.. a dream! Nothing like what I've tasted before! I don't care if I'll pop from all the food, IT TASTES DELICIOUS! I was watching the outside world today, my owners had an argument about the car. The man was yelling and yelling, I am not sure, but I think he said something about a broken flasher, and something like "THIS IS WHY I NEVER LET YOU DRIVE MY CAR!" Weird, huh?

15th January.

Dear Diary,

Today, I got a visit from another fish. Her name was narrator, she was a writer or something. She actually asked is she could read you! Of course I said no, I don't trust her. I told her that you - Diary, and me will be together as one, until the day I die. Cute, right?

17th January.

Diary,

I think this is it. The cat is watching me, it's like he's just waiting for me. It's scary. Who knows? Maybe this is the last time we're talking? Oh my God, he is doing it again! Please, if there's a God above, Allah, Buddha, COME AND SAVE ME! I have done nothing wrong, I've never done one sin in my entire life! Please, pretty please with sugar on, don't let me die this way! 

That was the last we ever heard of Frederico. It was a tragic story, don't pretend you didn't cry. I see your tears, I hear your cries, I feel your pain. I hope you liked this story, based on a true life experience. And FYI, my name in not Narrator..