Songs

Differnt as can be ~AVPM

QUIRRELL:
you won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT AND QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers
VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT AND QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be
VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a trill! Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise

VOLDEMORT AND QUIRRELL:
I guess it's plain to see
when you look at you and me
Were different
As can be

VOLDEMORT:
You're a sissy, a twat a girl! I'm the darkest of the lords!
QUIRRELL:
I'm the brightest professor here,
I've won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year old
VOLDEMORT:
I'll kill him this time through and trough
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT AND QUIRRELL:
You must really agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
As can-

VOLDEMORT:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VILDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world ill have snakes
And goblins,and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT AND QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha