you were workin at a cloth store
Suddenly a hot freg walks up t u and u blush cus he a smexy frog
"Ey bby, im krmt nd yor mine" reedr blshs hrdr "s-s-s-s-s-s-stop" you sed because you wer shy, a school girl and secretly a Neko but yor parents diyd becos yer the main charictur.
"Aw cmon bby, u kno you want my slimy company. I taste lik chickn u kno" (yer bitch ass name) went to movis wth kermt and tey hav 18 chldrin.the end you lonely kid, your love life only exists in wattpad
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The smexy frog (Kermitx shy! Neko! Depressed! Reader)
HumorKermit the frog x reader because he's just so hot I couldn't resist. The tags are making fun of all of the stupid tags on this app for 13 year olds.