This is what people say about Life The video game
Life is real life...yay...
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I went outside once.... The graphics were great but the story was horrible
At least, there is not much lag.
The tutorial lasted 18 years.
Not to mention it takes 9 months to spawn
And the community is terrible
Have you seen this lag? It took me 10 hours to skip the night
I also noticed that if you don't sleep, you loose energy
I noticed that there is no save feature,
What if I do something stupid?!
Not to mention It's on sudden death mode!
Not to forget that you die if u don´t eat or drink
and it takes 365 days to level up
also the trade system is horrible
And you can only have one character
And you can only play for about 80 years.
Don't forget that the damage on guns is way too high
At least the map is large, it gives you something to do. but you need money to get around which is lame.
the open world is a plus side, but the amount of free-roaming is limited and usually on timed events
And you only get 1 life and if you lose it your banned from the server
WTF?!?!?!?!?
You don't even get to choose your difficulty.
And only First Person
The console doesn't exist, what if I want to use cheats?
There are no glitches either D:
and if you get hurt it takes so long to heal and there are no health kits
And there is no fast travel!
You can't mute annoying people either.
And it doesn't update >:(
Not to mention it takes 21 years to get membership.
I got stuck with a horrible monitor... I have to use visual enhancements to make the game look good.
And it's pay to win :(
Not mention spawn camping is very much legal.
And there aren't any walkthroughs.
Spoiler alert: The main character dies
The AI is terrible
Okay, it´s free-to-play. But I hate those bugs outside!
Not to mention that you have to join a group called NASA to go into another
server or "planets" as they call it in game. You also need to PAY a lot of
money to join the group and 5 years
(5 levels) of waiting till you can go off the server, also may I ask why the server Venus is abandoned?
I heard that the admin of Venus just got fed up with the poor community and decided to slay literally everything, then used
the /gas commands to make the server toxic, so players kept dying over
and over. Everyone left though. The admin is said to have never been seen
again.
not to mention you cant leave the game.
Additionally you have to actually be NICE in the game or people will kick you from the server.
i heard about DLCS like Tardis, Hogwarts, Matrix, unfortunatelly it was just an april fools joke
And spending skill points take way too long!
And Hackers can easily ruin the game.
Nice lighting effects though.
But I hate how you have to wait 16 years just to gain the ability to use vehicles
When you defeat enemies or break open containers, there is no loot. How am I suppose to earn money??
Not to mention the temporary/life ban that you get for it.
and if you do drugs you lag like crazy
Also you get free loot about 3 times a year, but it's mostly Candy and Underwear,
and its until your about level 12 anyways, then you start getting some
bull-shitty "hygiene" levelers and that sort of crap. Atleast on the event
run by that SaintNicholas guy you can get some good stuff. (Also players
complain if you don't manage your hygiene skill correctly, and you get banned
with the message "Bath time" for about 1-10 minutes)
I think the worst problem is that after the initial release the updates
and content patches have pretty much changed the gameplay and environments
entirely. I mean, I preferred the gameplay 500 years ago, at least it had some difficulty, and there
were a lot of events going on like wars and plague and mongols and such...
Yeah. Alexander the Great was SO OP yet he was never patched; I mean did you even see his k/o ratio?
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My thoughts
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YA CAN'T DOUBLE JUMP!
You have to act out the cutscenes!
That Super Mario Sunshine DLC hover mode is crap!
How are you suppose to have 2 pistols in your hands AND A FLASHLIGHT ON!?!?!?!
You have most visuals on UNCENSORED MODE!
Have you realized that this is a physical game and THERE ARE VIDEO GAMES INSIDE THIS VIDEO GAME!?!?!?!
You can loose money randomly...
You can change your volume on your voice when your talking...TOO DIFFICULT!
SPEED LIMIT:
Solve for X
12x-59=1/2
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